Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed

I’ll let you know when it drops. It’ll be in episode three. 😅

Oh fuck, football’s on.

The 90s Never Happened Episode 1 What if the 90s happened?

Join us this week for our worst episode ever! It’s also our first! Dan, Jude, and Bree discuss their new podcast and what brought them together to talk shit about 90s comics books.

Can I read this on my podcast?

Some stories
Are mere fantasy
No wisdom to be gained
Cheap wish fulfillment
Meant for children

In the real world
The monsters among us
Cannot be overwhelmed
By holding hands
And blasting Kumbaya

While we cling
To these ideals
Carnage reigns

The 90s Marvel Comics event Maximum Carnage.

Is true.

The second story gives me a little pause due to somewhat-recent events, but I’m not scrapping it or the book. Guess we’ll see what happens. 🤷‍♀️

Finished story one of five! You’re all going to get a kick out of this one. 😂

Oyster Crackers can be eaten as a cereal in a pinch. Also dog food.

Meow?

Hot take: My books are tits on fire and more people need to know this.

Oof. Let’s stop posting our hot takes then.

Yes I do. Rant on TikTok and I’ll repost here.

That’s what I’m saying. Maybe some of my old books are a little rough around the edges, but I work hard making sure these things shine inside and out.

Sunday breakfast at the Clinton estate must be pretty fuckin terse today.

Maybe I’m putting too much thought and effort into my books then. Haha

Let’s learn together.

I do get the feeling some of these books are sold in the premise that they’ll just take up a space on a shelf and never be read. Some of these books I’ve read lead me to believe they were purely decorative.

Do books still need content and proper grammar, or do they only need vibes now?

We call this being “butt buddies”.

Worker solidarity ✊🏻

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A skull on a colorful moss base with beaded branches.

If these were on sale on Etsy or whatever, would you consider getting one?

Less?!

A skull on a colorful moss base with beaded branches.

If these were on sale on Etsy or whatever, would you consider getting one?

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Monday? Who released on a Monday? Make it Tuesday.