Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed

Thank you! My back stings like crazy right now, but week worth the pain. Now time for the healing

When I die, I want the mortician to be like, “This motherfucker really liked comic books.”

My forearm tattooed with the phrase: Idea 101 Solve Everything

A tattoo or The Thing from Fantastic Four exclaiming, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME” while stepping out of a square label. It’s located under my Spider-Man tattoo

Fantastic Tattoo day is complete!

I love Silver Surfer too! Thought about getting one of him at some point.

I love the Fantastic Four comics. Thing was always my favorite.

Say that again…

I’m in the process of it now. Getting Thing from Fantastic Four and a quote from the comic.

I also feel bad that my tattoo artist had to deal with my gross body for a few hours.

the thing says okay in front of a fantastic four poster Alt: The Thing from Fantastic Four First Steps: Okay!

It’s Fantastic Tattoo Day!

The 90s Never Happened Episode 9 Way Too Much Carnage

It’s here! We bid Carnage and all his murderous friends a fond farewell and finish Maximum Carnage. We also discuss how Peter was right, how he loves saving killers, and the proper use of power generators.

The 90s Never Happened
Episode 9: Way Too Much Carnage
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-dk59v-...

Awesome! I’ve got one of those silly medieval guys!

a young man stands next to a statue of a man Alt: That horrible scene from that god awful fantastic four movie from like 2016 or whatever. Kid Reed says “Say that again” to Thing

12 hours until Fantastic Tattoo Day!

They’re tasty and spicy.

Cheetos Flamin hot dill pickle crunchy

Stoner chow:

Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Available wherever fine books are sold Image shows a suburban street at night with a TV set in the road. The image on the screen is two bloody hands pawing at it from the inside. A copy of the Safe Haven book with the woman and her umbrella is off to the left.

Announcement time! 📢

Safe Haven, a cosmic sitcom fantasy by yours truly, has a release date! It drops on March 31st and will be available for preorder shortly.

It’s funny, it’s scary, and it’s queer as hell. Don’t miss out or you’ll have to wait for a rerun!

🌈📚🪐📚💙

lol @ “art”.

Football is just rugby with more rules.

I haven’t seen the coverage. Does Iran have a decent bobsled team?

Yeah. It’s funny how Ted was the main character and the worst one. It’s why you see the rest of the cast in shit and not him. But it was the writer’s fault.

New meme format just dropped.

Hasbro? More like HASBEEN!

I had mixed feelings about the dogs. Yes, it was horrible for him to fault them for being bought by other men (ooo, I hate when my woman had other men before she met me!), but having that many dogs in her small ass apartment bugged me too. They’re better off on the lesbian farm.

They’ll probably do finger stuff if they ever make the damn movie.

Fuck yeah, Mr. Kent! Got me again!!

All for doing God’s work.

Safe Haven A cosmic horror sitcom by Daniel Aegan Available wherever fine books are sold Image shows a suburban street at night with a TV set in the road. The image on the screen is two bloody hands pawing at it from the inside. A copy of the Safe Haven book with the woman and her umbrella is off to the left.

Announcement time! 📢

Safe Haven, a cosmic sitcom fantasy by yours truly, has a release date! It drops on March 31st and will be available for preorder shortly.

It’s funny, it’s scary, and it’s queer as hell. Don’t miss out or you’ll have to wait for a rerun!

🌈📚🪐📚💙

Does Saved By The Bell count as a sitcom? If so, Zack and Kelly 100%. I’d say AC and Jessie, but they realized they didn’t work as a were better platonic, which was nice of the writers to make them be mature about it.

*a legit couple

I wanted to stay away from the ones mentioned in the original skeet, but they were all valid shit couples. Any couple from Friends was cringy, but I couldn’t stand the entire cast. Jeff and Annie from Community was shitty, but I don’t remember if they were left couple or just made out once a season.