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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days

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Can confirm

12.02.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nirvana heart shaped cocks

12.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctor ground beef ass

12.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support for James Van Der Beek's Family, organized by Jason K James Van Der Beek was a beloved husband, father, and friend who touched the lives of โ€ฆ Jason K needs your support for Support for James Van Der Beek's Family

Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beekโ€™s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially

www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

12.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1231    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
The Poopwater Situation is Crazy
YouTube video by Atozy The Poopwater Situation is Crazy

i clicked because the video title is funny but also, the poop water situation IS crazy

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Megalopolis in IMAX

12.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING๐Ÿšจ

Inside sources telling us Pam Bondi will be relocated to CECOT after todayโ€™s โ€œmenopause outburstโ€

This source has literally never been wrong before. Theyโ€™re really smart, and like 6โ€™3โ€ too.

12.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walter White in a bee gees style outfit dancing to Lowdown by Boz Scaggs

12.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minnesota still needs your attention

11.02.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2201    ๐Ÿ” 963    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

The musical Hamilton, except there's an all male blowjob orgy during the intermission which is never explained.

11.02.2026 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Terracotta pie

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Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

11.02.2026 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7504    ๐Ÿ” 1435    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 379

hmmm

11.02.2026 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just telling my mom a couple days ago about him needing to fundraise to cover his medical costs

11.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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James Van Der Beek, who has been battling cancer, has died.

He was 48.

Per TMZ.

11.02.2026 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 907    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 340

Helena Chase's only screen role is this movie and she knocks it out of the park. here's a clip of Lynch encouraging her before the shoot x.com/FilmLinc/sta...

11.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Terry Crews and Nae on the corner of Hollywood and Vine

Terry Crews and Nae on the corner of Hollywood and Vine

it took Terry Crews more than a decade after filming this scene to tell the world he had been sexually assaulted by a Hollywood agent

11.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait just because Trump hit new lows on the survey???

11.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What set you from

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Chris wearing his Cuban Link like his boy Zuck

Chris wearing his Cuban Link like his boy Zuck

This isn't AI but it should be

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there are many many people in this country who will try to condemn you if you dare compare this to the crimes of the Holocaust.

11.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mommy had a LITTLE drinky

11.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This rocks lmao

11.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the fartgooner

11.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"will you vote for newsom in the general" is designed to undermine the left opposition to him *in the primary.* it's meant to show that the left can be ignored because they'll come around or that they can be ignored because they're a lost cause. the mission *now* is to make newsom lose the primary.

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the sex workers doing the locomotion under the strobelight in the living room

the sex workers doing the locomotion under the strobelight in the living room

the locomotion scene is also one of my favorites. i know lynch uses a lot of 50s music and callbacks but now when i see this i can only think of Calendar Girl

11.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huff another whippet bud

11.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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