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Sometimes humor is the best weapon!? Ask Jimmy Kimmel.
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Big Boy!!! 😉

What Year Is It GIF Alt: What Year Is It GIF

I only knew it was Wednesday because we put the yard waste out. And tomorrow (now today 3AM), it will be Thursday because we are putting the garbage out. My life runs on refuse days!

Next week I will be completely adrift since Columbus day (Monday) screws up the whole week!
Help!

Scooter has a big white and tan heart on his tummy. Doncha, Scooter...

How are your arm sockets doing...! 🤔😳😬

A great talking heads song!
And VERY apropos today!
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She's amazing!

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library program has gifted millions of books to children. Over 264 million books by late 2024!

bought a million books for children as part of a literacy program!

Yeah. Closest I've ever gotten was Houston...🤔😉

a woman is laughing with her eyes closed and the words hysterical written above her . Alt: a woman is laughing with her eyes closed and the words hysterical written above her .

OMG!

I sometimes CAN'T believe ALT text screw ups! 🙄 🤪

Yeah, my male went about 2 weeks ago. I think (haven't seen him since). But I just saw the female yesterday, so I'm continuing to fill the feeder. We're about to drop 20 degrees here (80/60) to (60/40) by Friday, so I expect she will be saying "Hola Mexico!" by then.

a cat is laying down with its eyes closed and says oh no you didn 't Alt: a cat says oh no you didn 't !

Good one 👍 My brain went "wait, you mispelled..Oh NO you dint!"

a man and a woman are drinking through straws from a cup . Alt: a man and a woman are drinking through straws from a cup .

⚠️ Warn a dude! I almost spit out my wine.

donald trump says they 're eating the dogs Alt: donald trump brain-farts out " they 're eating the dogs "

Metamorphosis of a joke: How do you know when Trump is Brain-Farting? When he opens his mouth...!

Good call!

a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume Alt: a man in a suit and tie is being touched by a woman in a bob ross costume

Remember Chia Pet guy...

PS-This is my favorite ALT TEXT moment. Honest to God I didn't 'touch' this! So much for AI text! 😄😅🤣

This really Sleighs me. As in "dashimg through the snow, in a one horse open "eh?"

a man is standing on an escalator next to a sign that says godor Alt: Superman appears to be is lying on an escalator handrail in a humorous attempt to show how to really use an escalator .

Faster than a speeding bullet...PeteMan!

A little late. No?

What? Did he shoot a dog in the face on purpose or something? Oh, sorry. That was in his cabinet. 🤔😬

He's a pampered Squirrel. Occasionally even gets peanuts!

See. I knew somebody would know! 😄😁

a bald man in a blue jacket is looking at the camera with the words `` is a puzzlement '' written on the bottom . Alt: a bald man in a blue jacket is looking at the camera with the words `` is a puzzlement '' written on the bottom ( from the king and I ) .

It's a puzzlement!

Scooter the cat flips over on his back and does the " dead bug pose " for friendly Squirrel in the tree .

And in the final frame, a few seconds later, Scooter flips over on his back and does the "dead bug pose" for friend Squirrel! "See!? Ima 'let's play,' cat!"

Good karma...

Good use of glow ball!

But man, that's a bunch of cicadas in the background!

The mysterious loin location on a cow is now shown !

Does look good, but now you've got me thinking 🤔.
If this is a loin of beef 👇 where is the loin on a cod, and how do you gird you "loins" if you're a fish? 😄😉

Poor Clipy. He looks kinda wired up. All those years of holding it together, just to loose it in the end. Well, he certainly showed his mettle before he went around the bend...

This cat just cracks me up...😄🤣

Ha! You might like the "Leguminati" tho. Check out "The Daily Beans" with Allison Gill and Dana Goldberg. "The News with Swearing..."

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