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This scene now hits harder than pretty much the entire movie

Tony Romo, that is NOT what DTF stands for

Just inject Sagapolutele dimes directly into my veins.

I have no doubt someone can get US Bank Stadium to chant "SEPHIROTH" over One Winged Angel when McCarthy takes the field.

Not sure he needs anything but the optic genes because Tom already has his genetic disposition to self-aggrandizing melodrama.

I’m late posting this (sorry was in an appointment), but the Bucs have opened right tackle Luke Goedeke’s 21-day practice window. He is eligible to play at any time once activated.

The way Nelson stood there after the interview ended cuz he didn't know he was done was delightful.

It kinda was. He threw the ball late and into Taylor's coverage, giving him a chance to break it up.

Justin Fields out here eviscerating the proletariat

No one in Tampa knows the fade actually sucks cuz Mike Evans

SirVocea Dennis is actually pretty good coming downhill. If he can figure out how to be at least functional in pass defense, he's a potential long-term starter.

Greatness and suddenly a lot of zyns?

"Dad, why does mommy's head look like there's broccoli coming out of it?"

This is a SirVocea Dennis stat.

they call him the tez dispenser

I get why though. They can't run the same strategy for Brady that they have for Greg Olsen.

Dennis is definitely the weak link of the pass defense, but this is an incomplete story. Dennis was an utter liability the first 2 weeks but has steadily improved, playing his best coverage the last two weeks, bringing his allowed passer rating under 100. Still not great, but there is improvement.

Quick see if you can pull the Master Sword out of its head

Ralph Wiggum going through glass.

Haynes King running the ball

So, the greatest game of all time.

For the Bucs, this is a special teams betrayal. The defense is 13th in EPA. For comparison, Dallas is 32nd in defensive EPA and Dak is the only QB ranked ahead of Tampa. TB's defense isn't holding the knife.

baker is sooooooooo winning MVP

A small price to pay to beat up on our fellow nerds.

All this is missing is the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme.

It's getting shady at Ray Jay

Begs the question: when Evans is back, is Godwin actually WR3?

That was probably the most the Bucs offense looked like last year's unit. Tons of screens and perimeter movement.

Why on earth is Seattle running the option with Jalen Milroe? Just gifting the Bucs the ball.

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Not me staying up to watch JKS