Ade 😉🥰🙂

As Zoe came in on her monoskate to change the tyre on the new go-kart section of the speed skating discipline, she was a little concerned at the regulation Edwardian style costume requirements...
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As little Julie squealed with laughter, her Stepmother got ready to drop on her back, place her foot in Julie's stomach and flip her into the trees...

As Evadne distracted Cecil with his fourth glass of wine, she prepared to smack him with the jug she held with just enough force to make out he was drunk 🥴

I'm sorry, Mr Armitage, but I really can't remember which drink I put the deadly nightshade in....
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Whoops....😉

"Why, Mr Enson, I'm not sure your definition of this painting as the first 'dick pic' is appropriate for the National Gallery"
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Thankyou, Mr Trump, but I feel a strange compulsion not to sleep with you because of possibilities that may develop in the future...please ply your trade with other females in the room...

As they waited in the green room to go onto Britain's Got Talent, being preached at by Simon Cowell was not what they had been looking forward to...
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"You want me to pass this on to the master, Miss Emily?"
"Yes, Edna!"
"But...it's a sausage, Miss Emily!"
Edna touched her nose, conspirationally...
"Exactly..." she smiled...
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Take the child, Alice, she is house-trained and if you refuse her, you refuse me and I will have to sell her for medical experimentation...

Yes, Evadne, Esme, I'm sorry that you have to be propped against each other on a daily basis, but we didn't have much money, the Siamese twins operation was too expensive and I only had a pair of blunt scissors,ok?
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Early spring flowers from my garden including a wild daffodil, viola, winter flowering cherry, snowdrop, grape hyacinth/muscari, hellebore & kerria on my hand.

In case you suffer from seasonal low mood or have been anxious or sad today, here are the earliest spring flowers-these will be blooming in a few weeks’ time 🌿

Or, more simply, just say no...🤷🏻‍♂️

As Esme headed out into the countryside, she realised she was busting for the loo....

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Dear Miss Jones, thankyou for your submission for our poetry section but I'm afraid we will have to decline your entry entitled 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'...

No, Sir Anthony, I have no wish to look at your Aspidistra right now no matter how big or what colour it is!!
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By signing up to one of my illustration workshops you also get an exclusive 10% discount for beautiful stationery from @presentcorrect & 30% off my etsy shop indefinitely.Held on zoom, open to anyone anywhere🌿🖋️👇

Look, I'm sure if you knock on the door of that house over there, they'll let you go to their toilet, Harriet.
Whose house? Does it matter? Baskerville I think - now run along so I can spend more time with your sister!!
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Edward had been staring for hours at his easel and had finally figured out he'd forgotten the canvas...
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Whilst this last will and testament seems legitimate, I can't help but feel that the requirement to drink cabbage wine is, shall we say, taking the piss?

As Cecilia tried to remain stationary for the fifth hour for her painting, she despaired that she'd had that curry last night...

Mrs Jones left the room as Evadne, full of ire at the words of her overbearing mother, played Darth Vader's Imperial March as she exited...

Hello everybody!

My name is Sophie and I’m an artist and conservationist. I had a wonderful community of friends and followers on Twitter, who flocked to Bluesky! Will you help me find them and reconnect? 😅

I’d also love recommendations of people to follow! ❤️

Henry tried to leave the room with dignity but was barely able to stifle a giggle as he left the parlour having thrust a custard pie into Ellie's face
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Yes, Mary, that is what happens on the wedding night and no, you're not holding the images up the wrong way...

Whilst trying to hold onto an air of innocence and proprietary as she was drawn by the artist, Elsie realised she'd put the wrong end of the quill in her mouth...

"No, Mr Edwards, I will not consent to living with you as my lady friend and I are perfectly happy with each other as we are and do not require any of your alleged masculinity coming between us"
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My snowdrop necklace made by casting a real snowdrop in recycled silver

My lily of the valley necklace made by casting a real lily of the valley flower in recycled silver

My wren necklace, individually handmade like all my jewellery designs, made by sculpting a tiny wren in recycled silver

My bluebell necklace made by casting a real English bluebell from a friend's garden in recycled silver

I make each of my flower necklaces by casting real flowers in silver incl snowdrop & bluebells.
I also hand-sculpt much-loved bird species to make wearable versions incl wrens & blackbirds
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