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I like the way this teacher thinks :)

Wait, is that the one with the clown where you can only press him on the right statements because the judge finds him so annoying you have to get him off the stand as fast as possible?

I feel like the last one the missing finger is just hidden by the card and the middle finger, as if you look close you can see a bit of the index finger. But yeah, those really do scream AI.

Wait... there was a Splinter Cell adaptation? This is legitimately the first I'm hearing of it at all.

Good.

I have been playing a f2p game that's really grind-y, but it's an enjoyable grind for me for the most part. When it stops being fun, I'll stop playing.

What about the email that involved someone named "Bubba"? 😝

God, this reminds me, there's a Denny's near me and I wanna go there for breakfast so bad, but I wanna do it at 2 AM because it doesn't feel like it'd be a proper Denny's experience unless I went there at Fuck You O'clock :P

...That artwork is so wholesome and I love it :)

That just sounds like FB Marketplace in general :P

...I see what you did there :P

The actual first 2 sentences I uttered today upon looking out the window:

"What the fuck?"

"What the *actual* fuck!?"

First snowfall of the season took me by surprise, to say the least :P

I found a really nice dress a while back that has pockets on it. Will I use them? Most likely not, but it's nice to have them if I need them :)

Not to mention that Star Trek didn't die an early death thanks to Lucille Ball basically saving it early on.

My local library usually has movies almost as soon as they come out on physical media... usually the newest ones are only on DVD instead of blu-ray, or at least they don't seem to bother getting the blu-ray versions of some of the newer movies.

I've even pulled out an old hoodie that I haven't worn in eons... mainly because I didn't know where the hell it had disappeared to :P

Remember when Dan Quayle was too stupid to be President? I miss those days...

Isn't the old joke that techies nowadays have a printer as the newest piece of tech in their house apart from the computer and that they keep a baseball bat handy incase said printer makes a noise they don't like? :P

Well, it is a Silent Hill game... if you're not going "WTF!?" every 30 or so minutes, it's not doing its job very well :P

"Calls himself Pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen."

Make that one meme of O'Brien saying to Quark we got rid of all our capitalists because "they were more trouble than they were worth" canon :P

I still have no idea what colour lipstick I should get... I just know I want a darker shade :P

I know that feeling. Sometimes, like today, I know exactly why I'm so tired, but there are other times where I don't know where it came from :/

the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

As the Iron Sheik said on the birdsite, "TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH" :P

I swear our female cat once actually said my name when she wanted me to feed her and our male cat :P

Mine would be just be singing the song of their people at me to get me to feed them :P

...I need to know what this one is called, because I have an idea that may be no good depending on copyright issues :P

Felt the need to note on this point specifically... my male cat once went missing for 8 days, and we didn't have any good pictures of him at the time. So I just hit Google and used a picture that was as close to how he looked as possible. He's home and fine now, thankfully :)

How the hell do you tell what it's tuned to?