Andrew

*Spoilers*

Ugh what a bad week for reality TV fans! We've lost Dr. Will on DONDI, Ashley on the Challenge, and now Carolyn on The Traitors?!

I'm done!

POV: you don't get off the waitlist for the local pickle ball league

POV: me getting ready for work this morning

Does anyone else live in denial during the winter and refuse to check the forecast (not incl. temp because obviously you gotta know that), or is it just me?

Omg just realized I saw Lexi Love (in her premiere outfit) in Vegas last month #DragRace

It's 5:54pm on NYE and I think I just witnessed a guy dumping his girl on the 8 bus

*has over 2 weeks to look up / buy outfit for themed NYE party*
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*looks up theme 2 hours before it starts and hopes to have something in closet*

Love this vers top 🎽

Omfg the people on Threads woke up and chose violence #draggedme

Guardian angels do exist! Some woman told me my weed pen fell out of my pocket

I'll put a ring on the finger of the man who sticks by me through this awkward stage of me growing my hair out 💍💇🏽‍♂️

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Me every time I go to AMC New City

Does anyone watch The Sex Lives of College Girls?

a girl with a backpack is standing in a locker room and says `` you nasty ! '' ALT: a girl with a backpack is standing in a locker room and says `` you nasty ! ''

Me to all the men in the #MSP airport not washing their hands after using the restroom (incl. after no 2) 🥴

Wishing everyone a Mary Christmas and a high-body count New Year!

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Just had to tap on the door to wake up the bus driver 😅

a woman is standing in front of a brick wall next to a van . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a brick wall next to a van .

Margot whenever I have gentleman friend over

How I feel now knowing Grindr shows people how many times you've looked at their profile 🤡

a woman wearing glasses is asking do you know who i am ALT: a woman wearing glasses is asking do you know who i am

Channeling her so I get invited to the #Sundance parties

Me researching why all my weed pen cartridges keep breaking

a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is sitting on a plane and says help me i 'm poor .

Me "Roaming" the Park City grid trying to find someone to buy me Sundance tickets

I'm serious! My gym shoes have velcro straps! 🤡

*Me (a guy who can barely tie his own shoes) after seeing this AMs workout*

😙

#RHOSLC

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Me after my cis white straight female coworker asks why I'm not participating in "pajama day" today

Well that was quick 😂

Literally me trying to DM people without insta

Literally me postponing my 100th Barry's class until I have people to go with (until I'm back on insta so I can post about it)