Made my nephew laugh the loudest anyone’s heard, so I think we can all say I’m winning here

What’s it called when you have to be somewhere in 6 hours, so you can’t do anything the rest of the day?

Still alive

The one time my headphones aren’t charged, the music in the gym shuts off too 😬

New hair holding up 😌

The shirts have been good. The shorts are more plastic feeling than other brands

TLF has huge sales sometimes. I think the last one I did was 10 for $100

The realest joke about marriage is that it’s just asking each other “what do you want for dinner” until you die

Decongestant and a book, cures to what ails me

Send decongestant

Barely seeing midnight means a head start on the new year

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

Goodnight

Twinsies 👯‍♀️

Y’all have any tips for finding a new job?

👋

How do you start a gym habit when you’re always eepy

I do this too!

Patiently waiting to find out the result

Had to hang curtains, and now I’m wondering if professionals also end up in their underwear cause it gets hot on that ladder

Good morning angels

Dreams won't chase you but fuckin geese sure as hell will

The other man in my life

him: you ok?
me, eating a stick of butter: yep

Waiting for my husband to return from the war (his Friday afternoon haircut)

🥱

Off to see the wi…tch!

Life could be a dream

Her life is soooo hard