@alanbleaching.bsky.social
Lecturer in Comparative Gender Ontology at Leeds University, making a living selling knee pics on OnlyFans
I am not sure my illustrious colleagues have seen fit to slum it over here yet...
21.11.2024 23:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weetabix is not merely breakfast but a site where power, identity, and structure intersect. To eat it βproperlyβ is to engage in a ritualized performance of normativity. What happens when we disrupt this grain-based hegemony?
21.11.2024 20:37 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 02-Hour Meeting Spent Thinking Up Hashtag Absolutely Nobody On Planet Earth Will Ever Use -The Onion
2-Hour Meeting Spent Thinking Up Hashtag Absolutely Nobody On Planet Earth Will Ever Use
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The fluorescent lights of the supermarket illuminate not just produce, but the constructed nature of βorganic.β Kale becomes a site of class performance. #GroceryStorePolitics #CommodifyingHealth
20.11.2024 06:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is why I got into science in the first place
19.11.2024 23:37 β π 706 π 52 π¬ 5 π 2GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!
19.11.2024 03:32 β π 13059 π 926 π¬ 158 π 98Person 1: What is funny about this meme you sent me? Person 2: The dog with the missing boot? Person 1: Yeah, I don't get it. Person 2: It's a reference to that other meme with the goat that steals boots. Well you have to remember the meme about the goat farm and cross reference it with the old McDonald's commercials and that one episode of Sponge Bob where Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument. Person 1: Why are you like this? Person 2: Why are YOU like THAT? I'm the normal one here.
Memes
18.11.2024 18:55 β π 435 π 41 π¬ 3 π 2Hair washing is a ritual steeped in capitalist norms of hygiene & beauty. It disciplines bodies into conformity, erasing natural textures & oils that resist Eurocentric standards. The act itself commodifies self-care, turning liberation into labor. Cleanliness, here, is a social construct.
19.11.2024 23:05 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I like cake, but not in a bad way
19.11.2024 22:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trans women who were assigned female at birth disrupt the cisnormative gaze, embodying a radical synthesis of gendered experience. Their existence interrogates the linearity of identity, challenging the binaries of trans/cis, male/female. They are living texts of resistance and possibility.
19.11.2024 22:58 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Toothpaste is a microcosm of gendered marketing. βWhiteningβ invokes purity politics, while pastel hues & βdelicate mintβ target women, reinforcing domestic femininity. Menβs βruggedβ charcoal? A nod to toxic masculinity. Even oral hygiene reflects the binaries we must deconstruct.
19.11.2024 22:55 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Ramen: a symbol of late capitalist sustenance, where globalized labor meets the intimate act of nourishment. Its cheapness underscores systemic inequities, yet its flavors embody diasporic creativity. A bowl is never just a bowlβitβs a site of resistance, identity, and culinary reclamation
19.11.2024 22:54 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Return to the Office
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Seems like reasonable advice :)
15.11.2024 23:04 β π 5222 π 311 π¬ 159 π 32Your courage is an inspiration
Uwu x
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Introducing my old gal. 15 and counting!
everything is lovely and uncomplicated here
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