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Dr Alan Bleaching DClinPsy Pflips DDSy

@alanbleaching.bsky.social

Lecturer in Comparative Gender Ontology at Leeds University, making a living selling knee pics on OnlyFans

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Post image 23.11.2024 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am not sure my illustrious colleagues have seen fit to slum it over here yet...

21.11.2024 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weetabix is not merely breakfast but a site where power, identity, and structure intersect. To eat it β€˜properly’ is to engage in a ritualized performance of normativity. What happens when we disrupt this grain-based hegemony?

21.11.2024 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
2-Hour Meeting Spent Thinking Up Hashtag Absolutely Nobody On Planet Earth Will Ever Use

-The Onion

2-Hour Meeting Spent Thinking Up Hashtag Absolutely Nobody On Planet Earth Will Ever Use -The Onion

2-Hour Meeting Spent Thinking Up Hashtag Absolutely Nobody On Planet Earth Will Ever Use
theonion.com/2-hour-meeti...

20.11.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10238    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 52

The fluorescent lights of the supermarket illuminate not just produce, but the constructed nature of β€œorganic.” Kale becomes a site of class performance. #GroceryStorePolitics #CommodifyingHealth

20.11.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is why I got into science in the first place

19.11.2024 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 706    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS 

GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... 

GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS 

GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!

19.11.2024 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13059    πŸ” 926    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 98
Person 1: What is funny about this meme you sent me? 
Person 2: The dog with the missing boot? 

Person 1: Yeah, I don't get it. 
Person 2: It's a reference to that other meme with the goat that steals boots. Well you have to remember the meme about the goat farm and cross reference it with the old McDonald's commercials and that one episode of Sponge Bob where Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument. 

Person 1: Why are you like this? 
Person 2: Why are YOU like THAT? I'm the normal one here.

Person 1: What is funny about this meme you sent me? Person 2: The dog with the missing boot? Person 1: Yeah, I don't get it. Person 2: It's a reference to that other meme with the goat that steals boots. Well you have to remember the meme about the goat farm and cross reference it with the old McDonald's commercials and that one episode of Sponge Bob where Patrick asks if mayonnaise is an instrument. Person 1: Why are you like this? Person 2: Why are YOU like THAT? I'm the normal one here.

Memes

18.11.2024 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 435    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Hair washing is a ritual steeped in capitalist norms of hygiene & beauty. It disciplines bodies into conformity, erasing natural textures & oils that resist Eurocentric standards. The act itself commodifies self-care, turning liberation into labor. Cleanliness, here, is a social construct.

19.11.2024 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like cake, but not in a bad way

19.11.2024 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans women who were assigned female at birth disrupt the cisnormative gaze, embodying a radical synthesis of gendered experience. Their existence interrogates the linearity of identity, challenging the binaries of trans/cis, male/female. They are living texts of resistance and possibility.

19.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Toothpaste is a microcosm of gendered marketing. β€˜Whitening’ invokes purity politics, while pastel hues & β€˜delicate mint’ target women, reinforcing domestic femininity. Men’s β€˜rugged’ charcoal? A nod to toxic masculinity. Even oral hygiene reflects the binaries we must deconstruct.

19.11.2024 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ramen: a symbol of late capitalist sustenance, where globalized labor meets the intimate act of nourishment. Its cheapness underscores systemic inequities, yet its flavors embody diasporic creativity. A bowl is never just a bowlβ€”it’s a site of resistance, identity, and culinary reclamation

19.11.2024 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Return to the Office

www.comicagile.net/comic/come-t...

17.11.2024 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3
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Seems like reasonable advice :)

15.11.2024 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5222    πŸ” 311    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 32

Your courage is an inspiration

Uwu x

17.11.2024 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#DogsofBlueSky

Introducing my old gal. 15 and counting!

15.11.2024 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 21855    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 648    πŸ“Œ 28
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everything is lovely and uncomplicated here

15.11.2024 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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