tea 🌻

girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own

if you preach “mental health matters” and then make fun of addicts, you’re a hypocrite!!

i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things

why are all of my safe foods so expensive 😭😭

Taylor swift is preventing white women from joining qanon

if you're still offline, stay offline

HI QUEEN 💛

we are uncool. they are correct.

How the hell isn’t there a new Sim City game every year? How is there not a fun little pointy hair guy running around every year showing you your approval rating? How is there not a Godzilla tromping through Mudville? How did they fuck that one up? How’d they strangle their golden goose?!

do any of yall wanna be moots on BeReal 🫶🏻

well cry me a river and call it “denial” because I’m crying in the work bathroom convincing myself I’m living my dreams

Sabrina Carpenter ditches her ‘Juno’ pose tradition for April Fools day.

[🎥: sametimehere via Twitter/X]

one year ago shayne and courtney announced they were married WHERE WERE YOU

why does the opening of “how bad do u want me” sound like starting up plague inc

Mike Myers at SNL closing tonight with “Canada is not for sale” t-shirt.

Mike Myers, Canadian legend, on SNL tonight.

oh boy I can already tell this Conan bit isn’t going to land well

swifties leave your instas or spam accounts so I can follow themmmm I wanna follow your lives and leave cute comments on your stuff and root each other on

LIVE COVERAGE:

USA vs Canada

boilers broke so no heating and paddys cold so i wrapped him in blanky

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

ITS SO GOOD

You have to in order to catch everything anyways 👀

audio to this is the most understated I have ever heard a Canadian be and that’s really something
“Outside Toronto, our plane just landed”

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.

and watch you tolerate it ✊🏻😔