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Hi, I'm KingoftheUzbeks. You may remember me from such projects as “so-so AH” and “mediocre fanfic”. ↙️↙️↙️. He/Him/His. Go Crew!

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Not sure if would raise any interest though.

07.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's a Federal Reserve Joke to be made here, I just know it.

07.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it ever?

06.10.2025 23:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

o7 would trust that man to kick a baby through a ring of fire so long as it was nowhere near the box.

06.10.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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get real linus

06.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WELCOME BACK THIRD/FOURTH REPUBLIC

06.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no I didn't cry when I was six and they said Pluto wasn't a planet anymore who told you that I didn't cry it's still a planet in my heart. The IAU may have their definition but they'll never have the streets.

09.07.2025 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This footnote to Illinois and Chicago's lawsuit against Trump is an important reminder:

* There is no Department of War or Secretary of War, which are make-believe names for the actual agencies created by Congress.

Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

06.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 3313    🔁 969    💬 52    📌 39

Idk this is a pretty weird point "do we need to be *told* a bad thing is happening?" Like yes that is what the news should be doing.

06.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"gee why was this unit founded so quickly in 1660 already full of veterans"

Let's stop talking about this kitten.

06.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone also likes to dance around the fact that the first British Professional Army decided to chop the King's head off.

06.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know one piece of QuoProQuid lore and by golly I will use it.

06.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok but "Achilles Heel in the Rump" is an inherently funny concept.

06.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Printing this skeet for my bookclub.

06.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not to sound like a Boomer discovering the Internet, but the things people are doing with RNA these days...amazing.

06.10.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Christopher Weyant @christopherweyant1.bsky.social

06.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 27    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

I mean that tracks at least.

06.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We're worshipping a Pig's Head RN dont worry about it tho

06.10.2025 04:30 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy one year anniversary to me breaking my ankle storming the field at what turned out to be only the fourth most notable upset of that particular day.

06.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

O no I seriously fucked my ankle one year ago today.

06.10.2025 04:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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"how do those truck companies sleep at night?"

06.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

many such cases

06.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

exit, voice, loyalty

06.10.2025 01:32 — 👍 52    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Not deployed against the streets ever either. (Although I could say the same about the Air Force and well...)

06.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone always talks about Sodom but never Gomorrah :(

06.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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lucy would kill it on social media

06.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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meta

06.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"this thing is a person, but exclusively for the purpose of treating it like a thing" admits to the category "persons whom you need not regard as persons."

05.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 124    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

I increasingly think the subreddit model is the best conceptual way to structure a social media platform, even if actually existing Reddit I’m pretty meh about. You gotta let people enforce their own community norms, but those norms have to be opt-in

06.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 417    🔁 31    💬 24    📌 15

Discord and Reddit have their host of problems but are also the only spaces where you can all stripes of people.

06.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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