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Funnily enough, being able to download a car would literally fix a lot of our economy. Car manufacturers have the industry in a stranglehold, suppressing traffic infrastructure and renewable energy expansion.

Me: "Let's check out this popular show!"

Netflix trailer: "remember how [character] died in season 3 and revealed [twist]? Watch season 4 now!"

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Putting any game on my wishlist that someone calls "woke" or DEI.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Phone calls are like checking emails. I never do it, unless I'm specifically expecting an email/call.

Nothing good ever comes from an unprompted email/phonecall.

If we don't invest into orphan crushing now, we're ceding the market to other people who will crush orphans instead.

Ist das die "woke" Sprachpolizei die und vorschreiben will, wie wir zu reden haben?

If "transportation" means moving things from one place to another, then "cisportation" should mean moving things around in the same place, like rearranging or shuffling.

Couldn't they just, idk, put wolves into the forest? That would naturally push the herbivores into denser, more protected areas of the woods.

"Kriminelle Inhalte" wie z.B. der "Antifa" anzugehören?

a man leaning against a wall with bbc written on the bottom left Alt: The 10th Doctor leaning against an impenetrable wall that separated him from his love.

Can't. German.

There was an HD remaster planned for 2025, but with Carpe Fulgur tragically closing, IDK what the outlook is.

Viele Probleme würden sich von selbst Regeln, wenn Politiker von der Scheisse die sie verbocken direkt betroffen wären.

Aber in einem "mittelständischen" Privatjet lässt es sich auch mit Pflegegrad 1 aushalten.

Factorio is a cozy game. While the threat of Biters is omnipresent, you can do 20min of work to be safe for the next few hours.

Being cozy is not about having infinite time, it's about having plenty of time.

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Me on my way to rewatch secret of Kells.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a cozy game, because you can actually stop and relax. Sure, spend the evening fishing, it's alright.

You can never relax in Stardew Valley because Time is breathing down your neck. Do your daily chores or else!

Man, Hades 2 is kinda fun in theory, but I just can't deal with this constant failure. I have most of the side content unlocked from early access, so all that remains is getting killed by Prometheus, over and over, and that's just not good for my mental health right now.

Devastating news, indeed.

A tweet from Robin Light-Williams (@BlondRobin) stating the following: Hello to anyone reading this. I am Robin Light-Williams, formerly lead translator for Carpe Fulgur. I am very sorry to announce that my friend and business partner Andrew Dice, @SpaceDrakeCF, has passed away. Pursuant to that, Carpe Fulgur will be ceasing operations.

Absolutely devastated by this news. SpaceDrake was no doubt a huge influence in drumming up interest for Japanese indie games localized into English and pushing for them on digital distribution storefronts like steam. Huge loss. Might be time for another playthrough of Recettear in his honour.

"Lügen schmecken auch ohne Hunger."

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Ice breaker wouldn't at least been funny...

It's like everyone's cheering you on!

"Should we support a genocide or not?" is as binary as decisions get, IDK what to tell her.

Finde es bisschen schade, dass so viel Drama in der Serie auf kaputten Mutter/Tochter Beziehungen basiert, gerade weil die Addams-Family doch eigentlich das Musterbeispiel für Zusammenhalt war.

She never did. 💪

True, but she also wouldn't have beaten it, either.

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown:

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Hair to Hair!

And the eternal enshittification treadmill keeps turning.

Right-wing comedy is just saying racist things while making a goofy face.