Mary

I’ll make more of an effort to post here too in 2026!!

I have been summoned

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this is so cool!!!

If anyone knows where I can find this hat in a size 7 7/8 please let me know. They had every single other size at the game I attended. Been looking for it ever since.

CC @jarvm.bsky.social

If you build it they will come.

@phillies.com is here. baseball is coming

Phillies opening day spring training ticket: acquired.
Phillies first game spring training ticket: in progress
Phillies at Mets: in progress
Phillies at Yankees: TBD

Third time's the charm, guys! #PhilliesPhaithful

#highhopesclub

There are less than 30 days until pitchers and catchers report to spring training which means I am ready to be hurt again by the #PhiladelphiaPhillies

President of the #HighHopesClub over here.

#gobirds

SLAY IS THE NICK CASTELLANOS OF THE EAGLES

As long as you’re not the sixers, you don’t want to fuck with Philly at home during the playoffs #gobirds

The Eagles O-Line is made out of Norse gods every time I thought the pocket was going to collapse it actually got bigger build Stoutland a statue and give him the keys to the city #flyeaglesfly

Tom Brady can shut his goddamn mouth he’s still so bitter about that Super Bowl still #gobirds

Hi 911? Yes can you come get me I just had a panic attack because I couldn’t find the TV remote and I was convinced I was going to miss the eagles game that starts in 20 minutes because of it and was on the verge of tears anyway I found it but I am clearly unwell

#flyeaglesfly

Bird Gang, it’s time to fly.

Someone please pass me one of those air sick bags just in case.

#gobirds

#PhilliesPhaithful rise UP

Nothing is harder than your significant other not supporting your dreams of being a Philly sports influencer on Threads and Bluesky because we “need healthcare” and “have to pay rent” and it’s just like, trust the process! Let the birds and the phils PROVIDE.

Actually in retrospect…

( #gobirds )

I just feel bad for them at this point

When will the streaming services learn how to broadcast a sports game without their servers crashing?? How long have we been doing this people? Get your shit together #amazonprime

#steelers #falcons #ijustwanttowatchafootballgame

I’m not THAT crazy. The Giants maybe, but never the cowgirls.

I rooted for the Mets after they beat the Phillies in the postseason because if we were gonna get beat I wanted to get beat by a team having a storybook season. I’m a rogue rooter.

As an Eagles fan, who am I rooting for? The Steelers or the Ravens? It’s the Steelers right? PA solidarity??

I just want to give a shout out to whoever invented Prozac because I’m heavily medicated and still anxious as heck about tomorrow’s #PhiladelphiaEagles game god only knows what I would be like without it. Probably institutionalized.

#gobirds tho

Ngl that tagline is straight poetry

I hear a lot of people talk about how the Action News theme song is Philadelphia’s national anthem, which I agree.

But what does that make”K-Y-W NewsRAdio TEN sixTYYYY”?

Watching a person get into it with another person because they’re flossing on the 6 (and shouldnt be apparently) feels very New York.

Who is more in the wrong tho? flossing on the train is lowkey gross but also is not minding your own business? I might be team floss guy.

This guy has the best baseball commentary out there. (Also just a dope Philly sports fan in general.)

If you aren’t following him, do you even like baseball?

(That’s me telling you to follow him immediately)

(Thanks for the shout out thirty! ❤️❤️)

Every time I think I’m better than an Ancient Roman I remember that whenever the Eagles or Phillies play, I fully stop caring about anything else. Russia could be invading New York, but if the birds are on I’d be like, what invasion?

bread & circuses? More like birds & circuses am I right

I really need these fucking billionaires to stop ruining the social media apps i’m getting too old to adapt to new technology this fast

Saquon Barkley, Patron Saint of the Run Game. May the ball always rise to meet him. May the o-line always block for him. In the name of Nick Sirianni, Jason Kelce, and the tiny William Penn statue on top of the comcast building. Amen and #gobirds

What does it mean when out of the 140 books I've read this year, I would recommend/put on my shelves approximately 20 of them? I wish there were a way for us to like, formally differentiate between the "prestige tv" books and the "cw/grey's anatomy" books when we're talking about "good" books.