My brother */eats a candied pecan*
That's a good nut!

His wife: */walks in at that exact moment* 🤨

Brother: what?? I'm a good, god-fearing man and this is AMERICA, you will not judge me for enjoying a good nut in my mouth!

Happy Spanksgiving to all who celebrate

There he go

I believe in you, you are more powerful than you know

THE NOISE I MADE WHEN I READ THIS XDD

Modern AU CaeJose is the best AU CaeJose, solely because it lets me write this kind of dumbass dialogue XD

#Beauty&BeastAU themed sketchdump for the 🫖Abbacchio Tier 🫖 is up. :3
Warning, it has a 🌶️suggestive section~

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#bruabba #monsterromance #monsterfucker

This image makes me think of that 'submissive in the way a guard dog is submissive' line 👀

must’ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say “you forget yourself” and know he wants to suck you off so bad

身長差🤔

I should commission Art lol

I always forget that 'big tiddy coyote girlfriend' isn't part of your average person's meme repository

DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST HYPERVENTILATING 💦 💦 💦

The jacket is Joseph’s

I...can't be the only person who sees 🍆 XD

Every year I prepare an oblique Kinktober prompt list that's more about interpretation than specific kinks. Posting now for those that like to prepare ahead - feel free to steal, reference and repost this graphic, no credit necessary! Porn is reward enough for me.

May or may not have written almost 4k words toward this today

I hate how fun Jotaro-POV is to write XD

Because I do

Anybody ever think about Jotaro railing himself on Star's massive purple dick?

HELLO WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOOOO 👀🥵💦💦💦

Hmmm…tiny waist for Caesar to grab.. #nsfw

Caesar 'it's not like I want to blow you or anything, baka' Zeppeli

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It's a photo of 3 outdoor signs one ontop of another the when strung together it reads "Wow! See the unbelievable Mystery Hole"

Omg, I'LL lose my mind if you draw it 😂

NGL I totally thought those breath bubbles were him making a tiny 'awoo' as he came, the headcanon has now been acquired and you will never take it from me XD

part 1 of "how to draw dicks" tutorial, showing how the penis may be separated into different parts

the tutorial continues with a cross-section of the shaft, and variations of shapes, girth & length, as well as a funny little reference graph for girth and length.

lastly, the tutorials covers directions in which cocks may curve, and the shape and variations of the glans, with a note about the frenulum.

started a tutorial on how to draw dicks! also here for the full thing 🫶

#bruabbaweeknsfw