@johnpatricknelson.bsky.social
Chopper. Scribe. Proper villain. Editor of your favorite reality show www.johnpatricknelson.com
It’s today!! Extra Life, 9:00amPST-?!?!
Click here to observe us like a science experiment:
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And click below to donate:
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Another @trevorcarlee.bsky.social special, and I’m in it! Don’t blink! And donate here:
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Extra Life is almost here!
And to celebrate, @trevorcarlee.bsky.social animated us!
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
Y’ALL’S. I’m extremely proud of this month’s “Hold Up,” editor/producer Glenn Morgan joins to talk about his 1999 narrative reconstruction of von Stroheim’s “Greed” for Turner Classic Movies, and we wisely brought aboard film historian Ray Morton to interview him!
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If’n ye like yer horror a lil bit silly…
johnpatricknelson.com/blog/anti/
🎼Two more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock!! 🎶
Until then, you should listen to Craig Sechler read “Creepy Paperback,” a celebration of the 80s horror book glut!
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Awwwwwwwshit, my man @trevorcarlee.bsky.social is in AV Club…
I KNEW HIM WHEN! DON’T TOUCH HIM! HE’S MINE!!
Also sorta the ultimate illegal immigrant
14.10.2025 05:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0F’r all yez don’t dig on the Substack, ye c’n lookit me newsletter here now:
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Writer/Director Alison Star Locke ( @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social ) joins us for “The Last Man on Earth!”
06.10.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The sign at my daughter’s school carnival… “Ride if you dare EXTREME” - with sexy half-nekkid ladies, one giving the “shhh” sign, one obviously bottomless, hand diving toward her nethers
Now why couldn’t they have school carnival signs like this in my day? Sexy, alluring, the lady second from right, obviously bottomless, hands diving toward her nethers… my school carnival just had LAME handmade signs by children
01.09.2025 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Preach
27.08.2025 07:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social just made me turn off the lights so she can watch “The Amityville Horror,” and I said, “So you can watch this incredibly scary movie about mortgage fraud?”
She also made me post this.
But James Brolin is dreamy with that beard and mullet set.
Free baseballs hitting the turf at Dodgers Stadium, 08/10/95
Me & me bairn standing by the Dodgers bobble statue
At my 2nd Dodgers game today - first Dodgers game was 30 years ago to the day, Aug 10, 1995, when the Dodgers had to forfeit because the fans threw all their free baseballs on the field. That was the trip we scouted and secured my first apartment in LA - we moved in two weeks later!
10.08.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first time too! At the Egyptian?
I was most particularly confused that, besides showing Chow Yung Fat slowly assembling his costume for ABT1, there was zero reference to the life awaiting him. No crime bosses, no best friend… not a bad movie, just sorta confusing given the title.
Muh newest story, “Whiskey Dick,” is up at All Due Respect!
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We’re 10 years old! Click to listen and celebrate!
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If it’s any consolation, we’re here on Saturday night, and it’s hopping!
13.07.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For July, we’ve got Jackie Chan’s “Mr. Nice Guy!” Click to listen!
01.07.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s very funny for tech guys to come over from jobs where someone is called the “Chief Imagination Officer” and discover that the Medicare office just wants to process the payments
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WHOASHIT I’m a criminal?!?! That makes me sound badass!
Also, my new movie, “City of Criminals,” which is a low-key ripoff of “Escape From L.A.,” is available for all movie producers for the low, low cost of seven figures.
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We’re joined again by Josh Lentz (editor, “The Challenge,” “Vanderpump Villa”) and Alison Star Locke @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social (writer/director “The Apology”) for the 80s legend, “The Wraith!” Click below to listen!
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New episode, and we’re gettin political - “The ‘I’ in DEI,” wherein Ali & John have their own thoughts on RFK running his mouth, and the current admin’s ableism. Click below to listen.
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Ok; just watched the S7 Black Mirror premiere, and it was so well done, my wife @alisonstarlocke.bsky.social is now so depressed we had to switch to “The Exorcist” to cheer her up.
Congratulations (?) @charliebrooker.bsky.social
New story at “Black Cat Weekly” - “Mob Dick!” What if the mafia had their own P.I.?
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A tale of childhood, wherein I and my buddy spend most of our friendship lying to one another.
17.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“From the world of John Wick…”
How are JW spinoffs not called Wick Pics?
