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Progressive coalition-builder, mom, Mayor-elect of Seattle. https://linktr.ee/Wilsonforseattle

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Director of Transportation Choices Coalition | Not short for Kirkleton

Public space shaker-upper. Public space design + arts for Downtown Seattle https://www.instagram.com/geisers/

I'm a drummer/writer/multi-instrumentalist/rookie comic based out of Seattle

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Retired health care policy nerd. Now actively working at U District Food Bank, also doing art, trad music fiddler, sourdough bread baker, proud grandma, and avidly pro-housing!

Join us every 2nd & 4th Tues. at Chop Suey for a part Open Mic & Open Jam. The goal's not only to provide a platform for bands/musicians to perform, network & enjoy live music but also for EVERYONE to celebrate & participate in the local music community!

I play games twitch.tv/grandpoobear

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the closer we are physically, the closer we are socially.

🏔️ "Starseed Echoing the majesty of nature” 🏔️ Celebrating the beauty and wonder of the Pacific Northwest. 🏔️ Nature knows me as: təqʷuʔmaʔ, təqʷuʔbəd, təqʷuʔbəʔ, taqʷuʔma, təqubəd, təqʷubəʔ, t(xʷ)xʷaq’ʷ, A Lushootseed First Nations Language.

Welcome to the official Bluesky account for the Washington State Department of Health! We work with others to protect and improve the health of all people in our state. Visit us at https://doh.wa.gov/

Official Washington state Department of Ecology account. Protecting, preserving and enhancing Washington's environment for current and future generations. ecology.wa.gov

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Host of Pacific Northwest Weather Watch, Former National weather service behind the scenes guy, Alaska Airlines weather guy. https://www.youtube.com/@PacificNorthwestWeather