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Comedian emeritus to the Dublin comedy scene

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Apparently it's supposed to be an internal monologue and not an internal dialogue

20.05.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming in late (been trying to cut on social media) but what @chizmund.bsky.social has said is pretty bang on the money for accuracy. Glad you reminded me, Georgie Boy is such a tuuuune. Gonna listen now actually.

24.04.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, you don't see NI tayto down here, but I've had it when I've been up North and it's not bad.

14.04.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's still some sickos out there who un-ironically love property porn.

01.04.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Articles like this are going to be my super villa-in origin story

01.04.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent

01.04.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember politicians are public servants, they work for us.

31.03.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yesterday I had a conversation with a friend of mine about doing a tabletop RPG about winning the papal conclave and I am so into it

31.03.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Improve a first line by substituting Mrs Dalloway.

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking Mrs Dalloway."

31.03.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image 30.03.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never known peace like this crab has

30.03.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There she goes, by the La's

30.03.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TFW someone who relentlessly tweets shit puns suddenly tries to make a Good Point

30.03.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
29.03.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People like him are the background noise of the world, they make nothing, they do nothing, they only howl at others.

29.03.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Batman breaking a gun, saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Batman breaking a gun, saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Seeing a lot of GenAi images being made to make fun of Trump and Elon lately. It's not great to see.

20.12.2024 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 263    ๐Ÿ” 73    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Crank or no crank: in this case, crank!

29.03.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"who derives joy from that" oh all of us Elon, aaaallllll of us

28.03.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course Mr Rogers was saying this over 30 years ago when computers were much more primitive, todays computers are far more wonderful and precious than human beings

28.03.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the best kid in a movie joke has to be the little girl in demolition man who says "fuck you lady" to the reporter who asks John Spartan to justify the destruction of a 7 million dollar mini mall to save a girl who's ransom was "only" twenty five thousand dollars.

28.03.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think if you've read and watched Sci fi and you think "oh fuck yeah! Yes! Death robots to kill the poor, cool! How soon can we make those?" and not "we must never allow this to happen" you shouldn't be allowed become a politician, or a billionaire, or allowed have scissors really

28.03.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Migrants more likely to be working than Irish-born - ESRI New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.

New research from the ESRI has found that foreign-born residents are more likely to be employed, active in the labour market, and better educated compared to the Irish-born population.

28.03.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Wasn't it in Yemen, not Syria?

27.03.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They feel like getting into a strange holodeck of home when you're in a non English speaking country

27.03.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had been counter protesting the anti immigration protest on the bridge. He was protesting against the bigots before he hit one of them with his car.

27.03.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is nothing in the world more humbling for a man than seeing the sheer quantity of notifications his handsome friend has unopened on his dating apps

19.03.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Irish football legend and Cork man, Roy Keane

Irish football legend and Cork man, Roy Keane

One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the รras

27.03.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Irish football legend and Cork man, Roy Keane

Irish football legend and Cork man, Roy Keane

One name has been conspicuously absent from the discourse about who should run for the รras

27.03.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your Father will appear in Avengers Doomsday and will say he loves you

26.03.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve

26.03.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13483    ๐Ÿ” 2234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 257    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

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