stuart

fuck detroit, fuck eminem, fuck jimmy hoffa and fuck detroit deep dish

*schedule for about 5hrs time

I have riled up the silver lone wolf

ok don't badmouth Wikipedia

you see, the Chipmunks were chosen by God, proof of this was God's providence, giving them all this land in the New World

you have riled the silver lone wolf

a huge amount of officers visibly squinting and deliberating over whether a crime has been committed, at huge scale, which shows this is about making protest a crime on a technicality

like wearing an NFL cap to the NFL game, an aide memoir to talk about football, not interior design

revolution is impossible while there's food

similarly to be the most jaded, seen it all before communist, you need to have voted, decreasingly optimistically, a dozen times or so

expounding on politics sometimes requires some authority, I see people condemning non-violent protest as pointless but I'm not going to take them seriously unless they themselves currently have pipe bombs strapped to them

neo tokyo was about to explode and they did nothing basically

sorry you're only just realising this

I have spent some time digitally ageing the crew of the titan submersible so we have an idea what they might look like now

same, started restaurants when I was 15 then bars when I was 18.

how are ppl attaching those badges to their crocs

Israeli govt spokesman Vile Hamberger: eet ees antisemitic to khall it apartkheid

5 mins later: We khave arrested the terrrist Nelson Mandela's grandson

Hogg

if you can see the letters on your phone screen well enough to text it's not clubbing

clubbing should be kissing someone whose gender you don't know yet in a dark cellar at 3am on drugs intended to fight operation barbarossa to pounding techno by someone called Heidi Hardtsteiner

EDM sanitised clubbing of its gayness and soft clubbing removed its sexuality entirely, reduced to playschool for 20something product owners

have you considered this unfounded accusation against you hmmm??

"communism makes nonsensical decisions like measuring production of goods by weight and the party is just another elite" etc

I am sympathetic to the materialist precarious wage labour grouping of academics and uber eats riders, but I've lectured in universities and I've done uber eats and I know which one is 500x nicer

the only thing I've seen of Yarvin is him thinking Roma and Romanians are the same thing, which is proof that the parochial "Denmark is a city in Amsterdam" american mind cannot be escaped by reading Schopenhauer

stone age men got so used to jerking off to the venus of willendorf they stopped being able to date real women

Brooch depicting lovers 1430-1450, made for the Burgundian Court.

(Kunsthistorisches Museum Wien)

"Video games are the oil of the future!" --guy who is about to experience a type of recession the world has never seen before

I'm gonna paint a St George's cross on a roundabout

my daughter has come back from nursery speaking urdu

no one needs more than one house