stuart

Homer The Vigilante increases

yes he is killed in this

this is real intra-regional violence I suppose

when gandalf said "do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you."
he captured the essence of trying to stop a dog eating a plastic bag

I'm so rich I could easily have my own child sex trafficking network and it would probably be the best in the world but I'm too busy doing cool shit like crashing my company's stock price and running a child porn sharing website

dom lucre has come out to support elon against the pedo island accusations

his accent's really faded too

it really helps that De Niro pronounces Hereford wrong in that

good morning

I don’t need anybody’s help to treat women like shit!

JE: Elon, any interest in stopping by for a “little” party favor later

Elon: Sorry too busy. Could only make time for overt pedophilia haha

Epstein: Elon, this is the way to our little menagerie
Elon: harambe haha do you know da wey
Epstein: what's that buddy?
Henry Kissinger: this is no laughing matter

epstein's emails to musk

Bari Weiss’s wife to Jeffrey Epstein: lol you guys doing any rapes later haha

from:jepstein@pedo.co.ck

thank for attending my little soiray!?!

J

from:weratedogs@weratedogsLLC.org

heckin thankeroos JMAN, puppies not required it seems!

Woof Woof nect time

no

you couldn't pay me any amount

I presume your grandfather isn't an unemployed billionaire though

too much

the actual interesting Melania story is about someone so trapped in a golden cage she probably has no idea what a loaf of bread costs or could name more than a handful of sports teams

I assume because she's basically lived in a mansion and not had to work for 30 years that would impede your integration into wider society

there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account

*accidentally cc'ing in my entire department
-Hey J Dog how old was that girl btw

Radically yours (gamines!)

S

I expect she'll get the bug for movie making and we'll see Melania Trump's Fitzcarraldo sometime soon

..and this we used call child traffick room but is now gym

"they will listen music" come on you moved to manhattan when you were 25

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

no it's much more general bigotry

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.