Caroline

my nsfw portal chelldos comics :) robotfucker chell and bratty bottom glados are my favorite things ever so. lol
#LoopysArt #Fanart #Portal #chelldos #Nsfw

i'm a big fan

in other words, i love you

a life-sized ball jointed doll sits on the floor of a dark room, leaned over and resting on an ottoman and chaise lounge. her dress is undone in the back, revealing a large turnkey illuminated by a strip of light, presumably from an opening door.

wind-up girl

guy who doesn’t want to be called a communist because conservatives will equate him with obama

If you seriously believe in Popper's "Paradox of Tolerance", you yourself should probably be pushed out of polite society yourself

me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day

playing a board game with someone who's used to being The Only One Who Actually Reads The Rules like hey. it's okay. i can read the rules myself. this isn't your family or shitty D&D group. it's fine. i can refresh my memory on the rule if you just hand me the book. i'm literate. it's okay.

one thing that's cool about ttrpgs by which I mean every single one of them except D&D 5E is that they are not D&D 5E. I'm sure Pathfinder fixes this

there is mechsploitation everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.

The Partisans Are Wrong: Holding No Sincere Beliefs Is the Way to Win “Moving to the center would enable Democrats to confront [Trump] more aggressively and effectively because voters would see them as credible.” — Fr...

"From our vantage point as a fundamentally innumerate body of milquetoast thinkers who are wrong about everything, holding fewer sincere beliefs is the key to electoral success."

People don’t understand how hard it is to be a dodgers fan. I have to buy ANOTHER World Series hat? I’ve got 4 already

at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid

noodles so good my frenzy meter is draining

A post from the Gremlins subreddit titled quote Who thinks Lenny would be a heroic Gremlin if it weren't for the fact that he hangs out with George? Unquote. Beneath the text is a pic of Lenny the Gremlin from the movie wearing a chefs hat and cracking eggs

Damn someone's gotta help these poor Gremlins superfans. They are starving for something new to discuss

Alex says "i'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She continues with resolute determination "I'm also gonna use a reeeeeal unflattering focal length." The selfie renders a predictably monstrous portrait. Alex looks at it and exclaims "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"

Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!

calling my bank every morning to tell them i'm not travelling

Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

just opened a fortune cookie and it screamed in agony

remember going to Walmart and the cashier would suck you off right at the register

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.