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Scratching up that tree. Systems Engineer and Software Developer. Gay, nerd and probably your Mum's favourite. (he/him). ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ฆ๐บ
Em Dash Shabadoo
31.10.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wonder why Ryobi doesnโt make pleasure devicesโฆ.
27.10.2025 10:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Shamone! Hooooooh!
26.10.2025 20:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ughโฆ. *hungry boner noises*
26.10.2025 12:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You seem to have caught meโฆ Mid Suavamentรฉ
youtu.be/yNCgpaMlOcs
He can jump farther too, which must mean something ;-)
24.10.2025 10:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The colonnade is gone now too.
24.10.2025 10:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My autism would make the ice breaking even harder with you lol.
24.10.2025 10:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I collect vintage Macs, if you donโt want to hold onto it or plan on getting rid of it, let me know :-)
24.10.2025 06:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ah yeahโฆ. Cultureโฆ. Yesโฆ.
22.10.2025 05:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
22.10.2025 05:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I too appreciate the girl who is into fitness.
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I much prefer my apps to run off a dusty IBM server in some janitors closet.
Janitors know how to keep stuff running!
On your slimline telecom phone with automatic hookup redial?
20.10.2025 12:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah, I usually have to go Size 12 and pray to Jesus that I donโt get blisters.
19.10.2025 11:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The 2D Balconies donโt Sell it for me. Even Games from the 90s had real balconies.
#balconygate
Game Freak has gotten so lazy because they know Pokemon sells like hotcakes so they donโt need to put in any effort.
Is that a Pokemon move?
Bolshevikachu uses Defenestrate.
The 2D balconies are throwing me.
16.10.2025 05:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Southern Face Shrine relief
The Southern Face Shrine when Link learns the truth about Koholint Island, Marin and all those he has become friends withโฆ.
โLike a dream on the sleeperโs eye will burst like a bubble on a needle.โ
โCastaway, you should know the truth!โ
โWhat? Illusion?โ
Not anymore Iโm not
14.10.2025 10:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That is a very nice crotch eater youโre wearingโฆ
14.10.2025 10:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I definitely have a yearly Luigiโs Mansion itch.
14.10.2025 06:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss the old games, they had so much charm
13.10.2025 09:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah, my triggers are usually things I canโt control and I make a mountain out of a molehill.
I try to find solace in things I enjoy and drown out the noise.
And now the world will forget about the war crimes committed by Netanyahu and his cronies.
And if you remind anybody about the atrocities, youโre an antisemite and enabler of Hamas.
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Iโm terminally nerdy, but the only problem is audio emulation which can stutter a bit.
13.10.2025 06:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
