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birds, butts, politics and sometimes sports; 18+ he/him ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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Gonna start greeting the repairmen visiting our place with โ€œhello and welcome to the lawsuit!โ€

01.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Evidence of Our Eyes and Ears Is Under Attack Extensive video footage is prevailing in debunking false accounts of Alex Prettiโ€™s killing in Minneapolis. Next time, it may not be enough.

This is a good read.

29.01.2026 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to howl at it a little ๐Ÿฅต

29.01.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to rewatch that.

27.01.2026 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, like, what are your guysโ€™s hopes and dreams and stuff?

27.01.2026 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4 and 3 and 2 and 1(1)

25.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may or may not own eight pairs of their super short trunks. I love them.

25.01.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bob belcher sitting in a couch with text saying relaxes stressfully

Bob belcher sitting in a couch with text saying relaxes stressfully

Happy sunday everyone

25.01.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Our country was founded on resistance to a tyrant.

25.01.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6983    ๐Ÿ” 1783    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Listen.

25.01.2026 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.instagram.com/blcksmth

25.01.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Profile banner courtesy of Blcksmth. Find him on Instagram if somehow you donโ€™t yet know his work.

25.01.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW MUCH AND WHERE FOR AN EIGHTH

25.01.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hugs, neighbor. Be safe and stay warm.

25.01.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the best organizers I know in the Twin Cities has a great line, "We can't always take away the hurt, but we can take away the alone."

25.01.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2869    ๐Ÿ” 691    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

It feels like -10 and the doughnut shop 1000 feet away probably survived the night, right?

24.01.2026 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I forget that a lot of you have accents that would pound my pineal gland.

24.01.2026 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sympathetic laughter only, here.

23.01.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! My barber does good work. ๐Ÿ’ˆ

23.01.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also haircut.

23.01.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me, lit in a pink and blue light thatโ€™s being created by some rainbow privacy film I just put on my window.

Me, lit in a pink and blue light thatโ€™s being created by some rainbow privacy film I just put on my window.

Digging the pinky blue light cast by some rainbow window privacy film.

23.01.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does this not already exist? Weโ€™d be doing it for the data. So so much data.

23.01.2026 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s your sign?

21.01.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Happy birthday, mister! ๐ŸŽ‰

21.01.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Sudetenland talk โ€ฆsorry, Greenlandโ€ฆ is distressing.

20.01.2026 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been lucky enough to catch Prince, Aimee Mann, Paul Westerberg, Mos Def + Talib Kweli, David Bowie, Belle & Sebastian, Hole + Garbage, R.E.M., Pearl Jam, OutKast, Paul Oakenfold, Dua Lipa and The Indigo Girls. In/around Boston. Oh and Cher + Cyndi Lauper, twice, on successive nights. Donโ€™t ask.

19.01.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a very good look for you ๐Ÿฅต

19.01.2026 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People should be shutting the fuck up about the Patriotsโ€™ strength of schedule right about now.

18.01.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

15.01.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Godspeed youโ€™re on the mend, fella.

15.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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