Sass

I truly hate that people have decided it’s acceptable to vape in the crowd at music festivals

Oh those are definitely cuter

You really don’t. I love a quirky accessory, but this is a little too Uncanny Valley

You don’t have to do a big extravagant thing! If you want to get married, you can book a celebrant, design a short ceremony, and get married in a backyard (yours or someone else’s). The best weddings I’ve been to have been small

People still do! I went to four weddings last year, from a small backyard ceremony to a lavish 12 hour, hundreds of people affair, and the big one was my least favourite.

I want an invite to that wedding, their menu sounds amazing. And I suspect when MIL finds out her switcheroo didn’t take it’ll become dinner and a show

Amber-coloured Thor’s hammer toy on very worn-out purple carpet

Just found Thor’s hammer on the floor of the train

Whoever did the preshow playlist for Here You Come Again at the Theatre Royal did a brilliant job. The Giver into Son of a Preacher Man was particularly inspired/unhinged

Overheard walking past a cafe: “Don’t walk away while I’m talking to you. It affects people when you do that. It affects Mummy.”

Ma’am that child is maybe 8 at a stretch. I believe in talking to kids as people, but your vague explanation isn’t going to work on someone who is just learning to people

General PSA: the Nice & Natural salted caramel, cashew and choc deluxe protein bars are like a slightly healthier Snickers.

Glad he’s home safe! Hope he continues to be a terrible gremlin presence in your home for many years to come

Definitely not alone. Even 240 could get a bit bloated. At 500, you may as well start a blog

No but actually. Check your healthy snacks for messages thanking “the Almighty” before purchase 😬😬😬

Ugh, just noticed that the crispy broccoli snacks I’ve been enjoying have religious messaging printed on the packet, so I guess I’ll have to find a new snack

Once again BEGGING American drama YouTubers to look up how Australians pronounce ACCC. A-triple-C, not A-C-C-*long pause*-C

(Scam book box this time, not Nerida Hansen)

I’ve been trying to get back into real jeans after years in terrible-but-comfortable skinny denim jeggings, and ugh I forgot how stiff proper jeans are

Going to need everyone to agree that if you’re getting on the train with luggage, you get on after people without.

I see the logic of getting situated before the train moves, but when you stop just inside the door to put your luggage on the rack, you trap everyone else trying to get on behind you

Soup is good though

Just spilled tomato-based soup all over half my kitchen, so not to be dramatic but I expect to be cleaning that up every day until I die

Surviving in my blanket hoodie and thick socks, but dinner is also soup (this one from scratch)

I’m not saying it’s cold in my flat, I’m just saying lunch is soup, bread and not one but two kinds of tea

Sorry, poor wording on my part. “Fighting fire with fire” is a valid strategy. THIS is garbage, and HB are adding fuel to the fire by promoting HP when JKR has outright stated that she views continued support of her works as support of her hateful views

Nah, fighting fire with fire is a valid strategy (both literally and metaphorically), you were right the first time

Jim’s voice is not exactly Kermit’s voice, his out of character voice is similar enough that it’s VERY trippy

Watching a Jim Henson documentary, and I don’t think I’ve ever really listened to Jim Henson out of character before. It is BIZARRE to hear the Kermit-y bits of his actual voice as he discusses serious things in archive footage

Let superheroes be campy and fun again

The logo for the new Superman movie bugs me. It’s an S. it was always supposed to be an S, and no amount of retconning will change that. Stop trying so hard to not be camp that you just become cringe

What level of “old” is it when music I loved in high school is being used in insurance ads?

Ah but you see the TERFs don’t just want to make trans people uncomfortable in bathrooms, they want to ban trans people from existing in public