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Jac Dezno

@dezno.bsky.social

(he/him) Hi it's me I'm on bluesky too 30+ y/o macrophile meerkat from SL/SS13/VRC

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Latest posts by dezno.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hraesvelgr: I could eat you up, I love you so.
Tiamat: No bindings can keep me from you.
Vrtra: There's room in my palace for two.
Bahamut: You can summon me anytime :)
Nidhogg: I will burn a city down for you. Every city.
Midgardsormr: Beloved art thou, mortal.

Hraesvelgr: I could eat you up, I love you so. Tiamat: No bindings can keep me from you. Vrtra: There's room in my palace for two. Bahamut: You can summon me anytime :) Nidhogg: I will burn a city down for you. Every city. Midgardsormr: Beloved art thou, mortal.

would you love me if I were a wyrm #ffxiv #dragon #art

14.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1079    ๐Ÿ” 580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7420    ๐Ÿ” 2831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it

goku: you invented the hamburger?

king kai: absolutely

goku: wow!

14.02.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 563    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(Art by @nighterrandt.bsky.social )

Me when I am chilling (ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)

11.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tangle Nathair - DTMF Darling (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Tangle Nathair Tangle Nathair - DTMF Darling (Official Lyric Video)

happy valentine's day! I made a love song for all the otherkin robot/computers out there who still want love, but not between "people"

DTMF Darling is about an old, obsolete robot keysmashing and malfunctioning while it tries to dial the cutie it has a crush on ๐Ÿ’š

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

13.02.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Preview
Caves of Qud for Nintendo Switch - Nintendo Official Site Buy Caves of Qud and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

YOU WISHLIST THIS AND YOU WISHLIST IT NOW!
www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

13.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11582    ๐Ÿ” 2879    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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The wait is almost over.

Mina the Hollower launches Spring 2026 on Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X, and Steam.

12.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1327    ๐Ÿ” 411    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

god I hate the gambling epidemic

fuck all the betting, fuck the betting on bets, fuck gacha, fuck everything on earth being a speculative bubble now

12.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lost media archivist on tumblr named robindaydream found these screenshots from the canceled NES port of Caves of Qud

12.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Finally finished the fan animation for ROOT by @leder.games ive been working on for fun! ROOT is easily one of my favourite board games and its a dream of mine to be part of an animated series for it. Also a good excuse to learn how to usr @procreate.com dreams!

Hope you guys dig it :)

11.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1239    ๐Ÿ” 415    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

sick, excited

12.02.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just learned that Feb. 11 is National Guitar Day!
Rockin'! ๐ŸŽธ

12.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans ppl r cool ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ @barndrg13.bsky.social

31.01.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9502    ๐Ÿ” 2348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Shakashuri Blowdown

11.02.2026 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3746    ๐Ÿ” 1380    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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haven't made a step sound yet so i'm using a clip of alucard saying "What?!" from castlevania symphony of the night with randomized pitch as a placeholder.

10.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1636    ๐Ÿ” 628    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Oh hell yeah, didn't realize it was so close to release. A huge tribute to Parasite Eve and Galerians, echoing the Cool Cybergoth era of anime those games came out alongside.

11.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WOKE Caves of Qud
lgbtQ Girl
LESkhind
PAN Klanq
Seekers of the Sightless GAY
argyve
Warden 1-F/F
*the entity chimes, and you witness water lapping at the long edge of a pebble beach, wokely. Slowly, the tide brushes clean the surface of each rock, etching time's passage onto millions of tiny canva*

10.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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#LimbusCompany

08.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The next episode of Philosophy Tube is a monster to edit and itโ€™s over 2 hours long and itโ€™s gonna lose money and probably not get many views BUT Iโ€™m legit proud of it - Iโ€™m really planting the flag on this issue and hopefully itโ€™ll do some good by reaching the right people

10.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 707    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A job is something you do so that you have enough money to hang out with your cat after work

10.02.2026 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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...Retsuko? Is this you?? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค˜

10.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2009    ๐Ÿ” 445    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Smith-Shimano Corpro Black Witch, oh yeah one more time, a new style of rendering, trying my best to acheive the 1997 lost media ps1 game played on my crtv at 3 AM feel, what you think? looking for some feedback wiith this one so i can make my new models just like this
#lancer #lowpoly #mecha

09.02.2026 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1076    ๐Ÿ” 359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

There are a lot of incredible games in this bundle including some #LancerRPG stuff:
* Cathedral of the Deadstar
* Tombs of Delios
* Pierce the Heavens (Valkyrion)
* Oil, Water, & Blood (coco)
* Harvest Star's Tithe (coco)
* Immortal Winds (Scratch)
* In Nehal Blue (Cael)
* Ironbound Shadows (Cael)

09.02.2026 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

graphic that says no ice in Minnesota itch.io charity bundle

The No ICE in Minnesota Charity Bundle has officially LAUNCHED!

There are 1,439 games to discover for a $10+ donation to Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota!

Purchase the bundle here: itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

09.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3104    ๐Ÿ” 2945    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 311
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Yes, you can pet the round bear. I won't bite.

Thank you so much @westboidave.bsky.social for this absolutely adorable animation of Calbar!!

09.02.2026 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 522    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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