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IMMIGRANT. US diplomat (ret); US-German dual citizen; Jew. Enthusiastic Edinburgher. Crumhornist. Journalist, critic, and writer of fiction/plays. Will not cede em dash to AI. Mordant, feminist, and generally oblique. Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut.

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FRIENDS! The Musical Parody : All Edinburgh Theatre.com

In which I review "Friends! The Musical Parody," and it goes about as you'd expect it might.

www.alledinburghtheatre.com/friends-the-...

06.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Broadway Baby: The History Boys Listing info for โ€‹The History Boys on Broadway Baby

My latest:
broadwaybaby.com/shows/a-vibr...

05.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Former home secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK Braverman becomes third sitting Conservative MP to join Nigel Farageโ€™s party in little more than a week

"Unease" about "unsubstantiated" claims about Braverman's mental health.

I mean...the woman joined Reform. That's ironclad protection against any claims of libel, that.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

26.01.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course, OF COURSE, shut it down. Can it possibly be controversial that taxpayers cannot fund thugs empowered to commit extrajudicial killings with impunity?

Iโ€™ve personally experienced the financial chaos that shutdowns can bring, but this one has to stick until ICE is abolished.

25.01.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rather remarkable timing, vis-a-vis the murder of Loureiro, MITโ€™s top fusion researcher.

18.12.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As much as youโ€™re able, you mean. Thatโ€™s the problem with incoherent nonsensical positions.

14.12.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you seriously not understand what Zionism means?
๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Ok kapo.

14.12.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you support the destruction of Israel but not the killing of Jews. Um, got it. ๐Ÿ™„

14.12.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seek counseling.

14.12.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I take antihistamines year-round because of mine. Worth it!

05.12.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adorable. Now do Australia.

04.12.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunnoโ€ฆIโ€™ve lived in NYC. Cold, yeah, but the howling winds, horizontal rain, and 3 pm darkness of Edinburgh were (are) quite an adjustment.

03.12.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scotland in December has entered the chat.

03.12.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Latest.

30.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Farage: โ€œI want less immigrants.โ€
Tice: โ€œFewer.โ€
Farage: โ€œDonโ€™t call me that yet.โ€

Farage: โ€œI want less immigrants.โ€ Tice: โ€œFewer.โ€ Farage: โ€œDonโ€™t call me that yet.โ€

Lolsob.

30.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UK Choir: We'll all wear Santa hats next week.
Me: Wait, where am I supposed to get a Santa hat?
UK Choir: Seriously? You don't already own a Santa hat? How is that possible?
Me: Ummm...do you own 14th century LARPing gear?

Cultural differences are weird.

30.11.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The New Yorker made an offhand comment about โ€œWicked: For Goodโ€ as โ€œdefying brevity,โ€ and I doff my hat in the presence of greatness.

22.11.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do folks who think that there is, in fact, a Trump/Clinton blowjob photo also think yo mama is actually so fat? ๐Ÿค”

16.11.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture: two bags of original-style Fritos!

Picture: two bags of original-style Fritos!

My fellow Americans living in Edinburgh: the Supermercado Invicta, on Roslin high street, a local bus ride away, HAS FRITOS.

11.11.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A rocky beach and seagrass in the foreground, with a stone ruin in the distance, against a cloudy sky at sunset.

A rocky beach and seagrass in the foreground, with a stone ruin in the distance, against a cloudy sky at sunset.

Atmospheric ruin outside of St. Monans, Fife. Some aesthetic compensation for the sun being this low at 3:40 pm, sigh.

09.11.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woods, with rhododendrons in the foreground, with autumn foliage and suffused in golden light.

Woods, with rhododendrons in the foreground, with autumn foliage and suffused in golden light.

Leaf-peeping in East Lothian.

(Binning Wood, about 25 miles from Edinburgh, and very near an excellent Konditorei in Haddington I hadnโ€™t known about. It was a good day.)

08.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d wager his services arenโ€™t free.

05.11.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White van advertising โ€œFat Boy Skimโ€ plastering services.

White van advertising โ€œFat Boy Skimโ€ plastering services.

Better Living Through Masonry?

Spotted at Western General Hospital, Crewe Toll, Edinburgh.

05.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think thatโ€™ll change the nightmare rather than end it. Vance canโ€™t control Miller, Hegseth et al. Power vacuums rarely end well. Genuine question, as I donโ€™t live in the US and have firsthand perspective: what happens after that? Is there a peaceful path out of this?

25.10.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think thatโ€™s probably a flavour.

24.10.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Ž

24.10.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Spraypainted on a tunnel wall: โ€œI hate artisan bread.โ€

Spraypainted on a tunnel wall: โ€œI hate artisan bread.โ€

Affluent angst.

Graffito, Trinity path, #Edinburgh

24.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Though it's getting some traction now. I do tend to forget about time zones.

23.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll never understand the "x is happening; we can't possibly care about y" mentality.

23.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You canโ€™t be serious.

23.10.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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