Alfie

Sup y’all

To the people confused, & alarmed by #AI commercials during the Super Bowl. Respectfully after 1 of you asked me? To get you caught up on #Ai & its relationship to your job? You need to understand that’s a symptom & cost of outsourcing thinking to machines. We have been warning you all for years

Remember 5 min ago when GOP elected tangerine tyrant was yelling about bringing jobs back to the USA? Then ceremoniously had #tech ceos in all seriousness’ stand behind him, knowing damn well the only thing these people ever manufacture is consent. Congrats on the win #badbunny #ai #superbowl2026

#ai isn’t stealing your job. J Cole is.

#jcole #ai #humor #hiphop

Love this and loved her book just kids

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I appreciate that it’s been incredibly difficult but I am in therapy and trying to take the right steps to protect myself without trying to trauma dump simultaneously apologies also if this came across as trauma dumping. I really appreciate you thank you again.

The reason for bypassing authorities is I’m based in the USA and (waves hands around)

I love this. Congrats this is incredible. I was sexually assaulted a few months ago. After that I started working on a community based app that would help people protect themselves by making it easier for them to send an emergency signal to other users of the app w/o alerting authorities

Congrats!!!

Authenticity does not have competition.
Titles and Skills rarely align.
Coincidental survival of office politics does not equate to high competency in skill sets.
Out performing someone having fun doing their job is not possible

Find someone that understands you the way a computer understands a json file #tech

#Tech products & if I would date them
#Slack
she’s a part of a polycule. She’s popular & fun. But her dad is insane & she still pretends that shes only dating google drive when she has dinner w/ him every week. mrs salesforce. it would be too much drama. #trch #design

When I mentored early career designers I would request or often buy and have them read
Design is a job
And
Ruined by design
By

Mike Monteiro

Today I would also add enshittifaction
Cory Doctorow

I code humor into smart contracts for stability.

Ragebailt tech bros

Techbro: vibe coders aren’t real coders
Me: totally i code in real computer languages
Techbro: cool ! Like python ? SQL?
Me : html AND PHP

I like how #techtwitter sf edition are freaking out about a mayoral election in #nyc
Like remember when the founder of cash app was found stabbed to death in sf and you all freaked out for 5 min bc you thought it was someone that wasn’t a rich tech bro
(Spoiler ) it was another rich tech bro

A template

You: you hate Mamdani? Umm why
Tech bro: he’s a communist and he’s going to raise the taxes
You: oh you can’t afford to
Pay taxes are you a poor?
Tech bro; uhh SF is better err uh um ai
You: ew are you saying you’re a poor and you don’t have product market fit ?
#tech #nyc #mamdani

Ok same thing I said you just used a tech bro dictionary I can too. What’s the valuation
The company that just acquired figma ? And why . What are their financial analysis predicting in their forecasts? Who owns the company that now owns figma do they have a parent company ? Is this all secretly PE?

Figma was just bought by some
Random company

Sam Altman isn’t even cute

Design should have been breaking those tables it so desperately wanted a seat at

Illustration of fashionable circus clown

Artist & Designer

Desire is ascribed by marketing in order to predict consumer habits. This is why the internet in its purest form terrified people so much. Be weird and engage in authenticity. #bigtech Will attempt to monetize every aspect of your existence otherwise. #tech #internet

If #AI isn’t making life easier why are we still blabbing on about it ?
I’m not a luddite, i am just your annoying reminder to use your ability to think critically

Ahh if only it started and ended there

I’ve personally witnessed trump being a fan boy to the oligarchs of the country. It’s nauseating

I lecture part time at the uni I attended undergrad at. I don’t consider my credentials to be fancy at all. I did keep in touch with professors and staff there and I am lecturing on the business of design and tech. Maybe reaching out to your pervious uni might be an option ? If not send me a DM

Noooo you want uber but for electricians ? Honey know your house will end up being a fire hazard