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The room stewards are REALLY stepping up their towel folding game.

Your base wants the Epstein files released so you...*checks notes*...pardon his accomplice?

K.

#trump #epstein #corrupt

Lady Mary did Lady Edith so god damn dirty…lol

What a bitch
#downtonabbey

Oh my god, somebody go get pawpaw…

Our “President”, folks. Basking in totally unrelated glory.

Shit for brains. #trump #chelsea

“This is my Super Bowl”: inside the wild $10 million auction of the first-ever Birkin bag - Vogue

We are cooked. Old ladies eating cat food and sleeping on the street and a fucking PURSE sells for ten million bucks.

Eat the rich.

Who the fuck talks like this and expects to be taken seriously? Fuckin MOONIES. Evangelicals/Christofascists are a scourge. It's biblical, y'all. Gross.

Wine and binging Downton Abbey again.

How have we let these brainwashed performative Christian CUNTS take over our government?

Girl, same.

So fucking tone deaf. In THESE trying times? Are they expecting to be celebrated for this appalling excess? Her constantly grinning like a fucking loon, like the world isn't on fire.

They're disgusting, the both of them.

#bezos #oligarch #marieantoinoclass #smallppenergy

Preach that Gospel!

They are SO GOOD though. Costco TP? Shitty.

#Trump got his hand so far up this puppets ass he might as well be standing (in his big boy shoes) there himself.

#pentagon #briefing #iranstrikes

No but really y'all!! Them bombs worked! See this test video IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT but six times over! I'm serious! OBLITERATED... y'all?

#$Pentagon #horseshit #Trump #asskissery

Tomorrow, sis. I'm bushed. Work was a mothafu**a today.

Get fucked Cuomo. I am fuckin jazzed for the midterms.

"Allison Cooper" huh? LOL. Donna so fuckin' CATTY during Pride Month

Iran clearly did not watch #Trump post-bunker busting boner speech.

He's clearly got a raging hard #mushroom to get us into this shit.

Iran may think that launch at #Qatar was a reasonable and symbolic response, and it the past it may have been right.

I am predicting a disproportionate response

Tulsi made the Burn Book.

Mean Girls.

@msnbc.com get this beaver teeth whistling fossil off my God damn Magnavox. Every "S" this fucker squeaks out sets my God damn dog to barking.

#trump #iran #fixodentorforgetit

Drunken Cunts. Except for J. D. the only blue tie. Lmao

Duh.

No need for confusion. He's an idiot frequently mistaken.

#Trump had a fucking erection on live TV and I couldn't be more sickened.

#Trump #WWIII #Iran

He doesn't know the difference between Iraq & Iran.

We are fuckin cooked.

Roadside bombs. For fucks sake.

#Trump #Iran #fuckisrael

Oh look. Cunts.

I got you. Carry on. LMAO

You know it's serious when @maddow.msnbc.com flings her ass into the anchor chair without a stitch of makeup.

I love Crisis Maddow.

#iran #thisisfine #trump