Hey Y’all

MAGA has one job they hire that demographic for, and it’s currently filled.

Everyone get your Copium quick, before Mike Johnson clears the shelves.

“What happened last night was people across the country voted, and the majority came out on top. Don’t let that make you stop and think.”

Ooohh someone took civics in high school and is showing it off now. MAGA isn’t going to like that.

I don’t like wasting taxpayer money, but whoever runs in 2028 on demolishing whatever part of the ballroom has been built by then, has my vote no further questions asked. Sell some remnants to the cult and recoup a good portion of the money.

Knee-jerk reaction to the election results across the country:
1. Invasions of US cities won increase in an attempt to show power

2. The Vance divorce/subsequent remarriage to Erika Kirk will be speed tracked so they can try to salvage the cult while cutting Trump out.

Doug, Texas. Texas, Doug. You just might have something to discuss.

I demand a recount! Surely it was more like 90%-10%

I’m not wishing anything on anyone, but if Cuomo happened to pass away during Mamdani’s term, he just might have to utter his name one last time.

FreeTaxUSA (dot com) is a reliable alternative for many filers. Do not give money to these greedy companies!

But I was told the shutdown is only the Democrats’ fault.

His voice is very soothing, I’ll give them that

C5 and it’s not even close

Oh man, does that mean I was committing felonies when I decorated early in the past?

More importantly: AM I THE PRESIDENT NOW?

They align with the retail season, so they kind of have to 😂
To clarify: I have no issue with Christmas decorations. I just notice when the stores switch over.

Can’t be forced to leave the WH if there is no WH. (Insert guy tapping head gif here)

This isn’t an airport, George. No need to announce your departure.

A more accurate video would have MAGAs standing below with their mouths wide open to swallow the shit.

Poor souls. If only there had been someone else to vote for.
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She also ruins my enjoyment of the local station that plays Christmas/holiday music. No, I do not hear what you hear, Carrie.

Photo of RFK Jr with his hand near his face as though holding something, with his mouth hanging open. That something is yet to be determined by some promising artist.

It’s direct, most likely. Also, if anyone wants to use this photo as an editing template, please do. It’s rife with possibility.

Just stumbled on your post randomly, but I agree. The Mercury are trash and deserve to get swept out.

You can’t force a martyr on the people. We decide who to mourn and how. Case in point: the panic incited by Dolly’s sister asking for prayers and the absolute relief felt the world over seeing Dolly’s video message that she ain’t dead yet.

Christian Nationalists, this one was for you.

Funny, they don’t show that image in the recruitment ads I’m seeing on TV.

Facebook post by Freida Parton: “I want to clear something up. I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious when asking for prayers for Dolly. She’s been a little under the weather, and I simply asked for prayers because I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up. Your love truly makes a difference.”

She just posted an update in the last 20 minutes clarifying that nothing serious is going on and she didn’t mean to cause alarm.

Any idiot that signs up for that deserves what they get. He’ll get your premiums and it will never pay out.

I’m here for the finding out. It’s nice.

So brave 🫡

If anyone out there is still watching CNN for some reason, check out the story of how they let Stephen Miller get a do-over on a segment in which he said “plenary authority” and then stopped talking. They posted an edited video of the segment as official. Why are you still watching CNN?