Ghouled JD Gunderson

Need a banana for scale

give greta thunberg a gundam

I need someone to make a version of this where each bonk is a taco bell bong

Don’t say that in Latin. That’s how you get zombies.

I truly hate to say this, but lifting heavy things is actually good for you and feels good while doing it. Devastating.

Please don’t tell the government I’m building a suit of power armor in my garage :(

I’m truly trying to be sympathetic for their loss, but I don’t have a frame of reference for losing my own replica Nobunaga castle on my private island. Honestly, my bad

Racism

🎶 early in the morning, risin' to the street🎵 (crunching knee sounds)

It’s a sincere observation and question, but okay

Cardi B gesturing that she sees the obvious

Uh, they haven’t deviated from executive branch orders once in the last 10 months. Maybe I should ask, what makes you think they would change course now?

Bad news: the military will comply with the executive branch.

Dave

Thick thighs save lives or something

All machines must now be gendered. My toaster has tits.

I had to explain CS 1.6 to one of my coworkers who plays Counter-Strike 2. Animated mouths ajar, blaring Zombie Nation. Wall-to-wall wildly pornographic custom sprays. We had it all, didn’t we?

Pictured: a waffle house surrounded by fog “What if we kissed at the Silent Hill Waffle House”

What’s more romantic than a liminal space with an ominous presence of dread?

guy who calls the most recent game they’ve beaten “GAME OF THE YEAR”

It’s been a long while since I’ve participated in a play-by-post game, but I’ve come prepared: thesaurus(dot)com is bookmarked and ready for my stupid words

Hmmm, I might be a Sith for Halloween this year. 🤔

I should probably order some red/orange contacts now if that’s the case. Might need some Clear Eyes drops too for the bit.

From the folks that both-sides an active genocide.

The only real difference is now they’re targeting domestic groups they deem as “the enemy,” but I don’t think they understand that the application of such violence locally will never work as it would elsewhere.

‘Go forth and commit the most atrocious acts of violence in the name of the country’ has sort of been the case for American foreign policy for a while now. Hearing it from a drunk clown changes nothing, really.

Accidentally fell asleep too early, now I’m wide awake at 3 am

Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.

Motherhood comes in all shapes, and sometimes it looks like setting up a brutality at a tournament

Doing this would all but guarantee a Reformation event.

You bet 👍

Kero Kero Bonito and coffee in the morning has me feeling like an imported Barbie
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If you visit my place, expect some music to be playing