Jay the Ent-Larch

I have not heard the commercial song but in my head it goes “we built this privy on mega rolls”

Well I might have time for a fourth run? I mean I already wore out the original dvd I bough back in the day 😂

In theory I could watch it approximately 7-8 times a day if that’s the only thing I played during most waking hours, including work hours, so 3 times per day is reasonable?

I’m not joking when I say I’ve just started my 3rd playing of this movie TODAY

Up until 2024 my best friend was my best friend since I was six months old.

But he double-and-triple downed on supporting fascism so I cut him off and blocked him

And honestly I don’t know if he even noticed

Our MAGA sheriff is running for reelection. He was sheriff in 2020 and refused to enforce any kind of pandemic mitigation as “protecting freedom” - so of course now he’s running on the promise of complete ICE/CPB coordination/support.

He also purchased the “shotspotter” software . . . 🙄 😡

The other day a very conservative individual called me ma’am.

They tried to “apologize” but I was already grinning happily with what I call a “happy heart wiggle”

I think my lack of offense offended them, somehow

The other day a very conservative individual called me ma’am.

They tried to “apologize” but I was already grinning happily with what I call a “happy heart wiggle”

I think my lack of offense offended them, somehow

The ocean and I are not friends. I dare not walk its shores or swim its waters for fear it will take me in payment for generations of sailors’ safe voyages.

That said:

• Giant Pacific Octopus
• Leafy Seadragon
• Nautilus
• Narwhal
• Sea Turtle

I mat saw a few seconds of some awful ad for “shower Pringles” and no I will not be doing that

Illegal yes that’s exactly how it felt when it was more like “your just making one more social media account. The harder thing about it will be ignoring the suggested friends list”

And all this time I didn’t have to wait?

I mean. I’m glad I’m me now. But damn.

There is a name I use sometimes in other places both online and in real life and this revelation that I could have started years ago makes me feel some kind of way.

I was raised to think you could not choose a nickname, one had to be given to you, and I lamented that I never had a cool nickname.

ALL THIS TIME I COULD HAVE JUST PICKED ONE?!?

ALL THIS TIME?

ALL! THIS! TIME!

Post a banger that isn’t in English

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And I said something like “my friends are out here doing amazing things, and I’m just here doing what I do”

and one of them looked at me and said “Well your friends might be doing those things, but I don’t know them. I know you and I think you’re pretty important too.”

😭

2/2

This is going to sound fake but

Today I was talking with our work study students about how some of my friends are doing cool things. One of them is an online Creator and was interviewed by the BBC regarding Bad Bunny

(He’s worked hard to find his niche and deserves all the good things, btw)

1/2

I’m okay. My NC snowcation is over and it’s back to work tomorrow but I can’t complain.

Snowcation Ending I know it’s late but that’s okay; we’re wringing every last second of joy out of today. Pull up and chair and I’ll pour the drinks.

In which I look back at a few snow-filled days from this past week.

OK, now let's play

PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE

Here’s a few of mine:

• ketchup
• baseball caps
• horror movies as a genre
• Jimmy Carter
• [myself]

OK, you're up.

Your daily affirmation:
You can be anything you want to be, including one of the ancient cosmic horrors who slumber inside stars, wrapped in tentacles and dreams.

a woman wearing red glasses is holding a piece of wood and asking do you understand Alt: The Log Lady from Twin Peaks: a woman wearing red glasses holds a log and asks “do you understand?”

My log knows this to be true

A great horned owl we met at a raptor rehab center in Scotland.

It is Superb Owl Sunday

likes and reposts for the crowgod

a crowgod. it looks like a crow with three fused heads, one holding a coin, another a mirror fragment, and the third a scrap of flesh

you have been visited by the crowgod

Like this Post to give the crowgod delicious seeds

Repost this Post to give the crowgod what she actually came here for

just look at that sword - you know they’ve gotta be grate

“you wouldn’t download a tattoo”

an owl looks directly at the viewer. Text reads “Superb Owl Sunday”

Once again we look to the skies in anticipation of the arrival of the Superb Owl

awwww I’m blushing now

I just took a screenshot and sent it to the DotComrades while you were tagging me lol

There had better be one for sale somewhere

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“And how long ago did you submit your transcripts?"

We had an RP-heavy D&D session on Wednesday AND I’ve got the story Wikia updated AND I’ve reached out to an artist for a bust portrait of Leaf (d&d Tabaxi rogue/fighter) and another artist to do a waist-up portrait of K2 (cyberpunk; Rockerboy)

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