Rye Bread

March has been the most rewarding/stressful month of 2025 so far

At this point there's really no other shoe left to be dropped...

Everything is kinda scary right now but I found my Sanrio amiibo cards for animal crossing so thats cool

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

I don’t know much, but I do know it’s really hard to feel bad when you’re eating dumplings

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

A Ketamine-fueled psychopathic goober has complete control over all of our nation’s money.
All your tax dollars.
The social security money that you earned and paid in, so that you can have it back.
The money for clean air, food, & water.
The money for medical cures, highways, and safe air travel…

Whats worse than one job that pays 16$ an hour? Having to work 2 jobs that pay 16 an hour just to afford groceries but yanno lets keep blaming left for inflation

I knew it would be bad, I didn’t think it would so catastrophic so soon.

The irony of trying to find a better job and housing while the world is falling apart 🥴

a woman gives a thumbs up with the words yes yes yes Alt: a woman gives a thumbs up with the words yes yes yes

youtu.be/aM2se5KrtSo?...

What we'll rename the White House when the rev hits

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

I wasnt sure what this year was going to be like for me. now i know its going to be a doozy based on the number of books i've already read. #readingisanescape #reading #ironhold #morganrice

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

Welp. This is officially the only social media worth having.

Something to remember

Nearly all of Puerto Rico is without power on New Year's Eve A blackout has hit nearly all of Puerto Rico as the U.S. territory prepares to celebrate New Year’s.

Nearly all of Puerto Rico is without power, but that’s nothing new; Puerto Ricans live with that issue all the time.

If I could sum up 2024 in one word I'd say, "garbage."

What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic
madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.

Trump’s plan to get grocery prices down was just so brilliant that no one in the media bothered to challenge him on the details!

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine but Ed Sheeran is here and is Sisko's best friend. A Thread.

(Images courtesy of st3w0n.bsky.social)

Food for thought 💭

Wood soup girl ASMR is S tier.

'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"

A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...