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@cyberkender.bsky.social

"Hangin's too good for him! Burnin's too good for him! He should be torn into ittsy, bitsy pieces and buried alive!"

30 Followers  |  26 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7452

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I was driving home from work, and I pulled up behind someone driving a Chevy Colorado. I looked at his bumper to judge proper stopping distance and noticed his license plate frame said "Too close for missiles. Switching to guns."

And I just thought, "You bought the wrong truck, Kazansky."

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766K views Β· 127K reactions | "I met Elon Musk... He scares me." πŸ‘€πŸš€ @dope_as_usual_podcast x @rawkandroll New episode out now! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ | Thomas Araujo "I met Elon Musk... He scares me." πŸ‘€πŸš€ @dope_as_usual_podcast x @rawkandroll New episode out now! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯.

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18.02.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon of Elon Musk, sitting with thousands of cookies, telling a white man, with one cookie, while pointing at a black man with one cookie opposite the white man, would never take take his cookie.

Cartoon of Elon Musk, sitting with thousands of cookies, telling a white man, with one cookie, while pointing at a black man with one cookie opposite the white man, would never take take his cookie.

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DEADWEIGHT GOODS LLC | Call up your boys 🍻 | Instagram 219K likes, 2,652 comments - deadweightgoods on November 6, 2024: "Call up your boys 🍻".

@bigbassbone.bsky.social
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCCaDVuvvSs/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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CRLOS | History is literally repeating itself right in front of our eyes. They are building concentration camps in GuantΓ‘namo Bay, they are... | Instagram 4,586 likes, 277 comments - crlosofficial on January 30, 2025: "History is literally repeating itself right in front of our eyes. They are building concentration camps in GuantΓ‘namo Bay, they are building there SS, they are marking us with identifiers, they are silencing anybody who dares to speak up against them we have seen this story before πŸ“’πŸ“’πŸ“’".

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFd2cs4yiuy/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

01.02.2025 09:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing Spider-Man #537, 1999.

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Billionaire Shanahan warns GOP senators: vote RFK Jr. or else - Boing Boing Billionaire Nicole Shanahan threatens GOP senators by name: vote for RFK Jr. or "I won't play nice" (video)

May the blessing of Saint Luigi be upon her.
https://boingboing.net/2025/01/29/billionaire-nicole-shanahan-threatens-gop-senators-by-name-vote-for-rfk-jr-or-i-wont-play-nice-video.html

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Karen Hallion's portrait of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Karen Hallion's portrait of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

28.01.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
By 2030, 45% of women aged 25-44 in the US could be single and childfree. That's why the patriarchy is pancking. But instead of addressing the root causes of this phenomenon - such as the cost of living, inadequate medical care, male violence, unpaid labor, global warming, or simple personal choices - the patriarchy has chosen to exert control over women, much like they do over pultry or cattle. (Source: Morgan Stanley, "Rise of the SHEconomy", 2019)

By 2030, 45% of women aged 25-44 in the US could be single and childfree. That's why the patriarchy is pancking. But instead of addressing the root causes of this phenomenon - such as the cost of living, inadequate medical care, male violence, unpaid labor, global warming, or simple personal choices - the patriarchy has chosen to exert control over women, much like they do over pultry or cattle. (Source: Morgan Stanley, "Rise of the SHEconomy", 2019)

28.01.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tribel, eh? What do people think? It's a platform...

24.01.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I just got mistaken for being in my thirties!

Unfortunately, not by an attractive woman. πŸ˜‰

24.01.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The PC is Dead: It’s Time to Make Computing Personal Again How surveillance capitalism and DRM turned home tech from friend to foe. For a whileβ€”in the '80s, '90s, and early 2000sβ€”it felt like nerds were [...]

Little bit of history regarding your lack of data privacy...
www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/ar...

21.01.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finished up my new storage chest for faire... Discover topics like diy, woodworking, crafts, reenactment, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, e...

And the most recent thing to come from my shop.
imgur.com/gallery/fini...

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Finally broke in the lathe! Discover topics like crafts, diy, woodworking, lathe, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, enterta...

Turning to another item...
imgur.com/gallery/fina...

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Out with the pegboard, in with the French cleat wall. Discover topics like hobby, woodworking, diy, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gi...

So I've been making things recently...
imgur.com/gallery/out-...

14.01.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're doing fine.

21.11.2024 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalist indoctrination. Throw off your chains and embrace using your employee benefits.

16.11.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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