JD Yates

Hang on. Have they invented new technology? Because it has not been scientifically possible to not watch these as a double feature since release. 🤔

@darthazius.bsky.social happiest of birthdays to you, good sir!

Jumping into my first rewatch of Babylon 5 in probably twenty years and oooooof this is gonna be rough. It’s hard to believe this was airing five years into TNG. Being the first show with this much CGI was expensive and you can tell.

Exceptional gayness. Well done!

💯 and unfortunately the convenient excuse of $30m episodes was right there when they needed it.

Final thought on new season of Witcher: how bizarre that fickle ass Netflix would speculatively greenlight a fifth season the same year as jettisoning the male lead when they’ve cancelled a dozen of my faves for 1000% less. He said, still biblically wrathful about the untimely cancellation of Sense8

The This is Going To Hurt to London Spy rewatch pipeline is real and highly recommended.

You can always tell when a fantasy showrunner runs out of source material. Suddenly everything is decided by pew-pew magic and everybody starts dying.

Finally worked up the courage to start the new Witcher. Was thinking “oh hell, we’re gonna have to listen to him do an accent AND the voice” because I momentarily forgot Hemsworths are Bondi British. 😂

They must’ve lost your audition tape.

Joe “tree trunks” Marler insisting on wearing shorts the entire season regardless of the Scottish climate is such allyship.

#2 captioned “who is the top and who is the… oh.”

Large pot of brownish orange soup with a mountain of cheese on top

You just fold it in.

The second half of season 5 is allegedly not dropping till NYE, so maybe don’t rush. You got time.

This subtly subversive travel attire choice is 👌 en pointe 🤌.

Me, a top, when oomf starts talking in the first person about topping: “why are you, as a bottom, topping?” 🤨

As the ancient adage goes, when you’re a top, everything’s bottoms.

Chat, is it okay to be big mad at your crushes for hooking up without you in your dream? 😒

This is true but also ham in here crashing the whole wrong ass holiday. Just like they keep letting Mariah out earlier and earlier every year.

Tom cardy looking constipated while singing why am I anxious captioned with the line I want to get better but slow.

Having my first ice cream in a month because the title of my diet is

Wreck gar from classic transformers

Jeffrey combs as alien fight promoter in voyager episode tsunkatse

Who wore it better: Wreck Gar from Transformers or Weyoun Delta from Star Trek: The Rock?

We already have lots of metrics for gauging the absurdities and imbalances of late stage capitalism but the price of baby carrots crossing the price of raw carrots should be one for the books. We should call it Waste Stage Capitalism.

Pass around party ensign, bottom decks. 😜

Regina George meme adjusted to say stop trying to make chakotay happen it’s not going to happen

Getting to the part of Voyager where the writers start trying to make a Chakotay-Seven romance happen. 😒

They don’t like you melting their servers. 🔥

I am so upset with you for this. 😑

The photonic cannon! 😂

Tv showing a frame of voyager with the doctor wearing a red uniform on the bridge.

Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy is another one of my all time favourite episodes. It’s irreverently silly and the cast is having a great time and every punch line hits. 😂

It’s so cute how angry my PS5 gets when there’s a power outage. Calm down big boy, use your words, it’s gonna be okay. Stamping his lil foot about having to rebuild his WHOLE database. 😤

For months I’ve wondered what your secrets to becoming a prolific writer might be, now I’ve seen enough to be confident step one is simply ‘be shirtless’. 😂

Jack lowden with a beard and tousled hair in a puffer coat playing river in slow horses.

For the next six hours this is once again a Jack Lowden stan account.