JD Yates

The one reason I know I could never get on one of these dating shows (apart from my age, face, body, and general demeanor) is I have one (1) iota each of emotional intelligence and self-awareness.

Frame of how to get to heaven from Belfast of a far away shot of a building mural featuring the cast of Derry girls, another series by the same creators.

Do we think they even had a script by the time they storyboarded this shot? 😂

Darragh Hand shirtless on a beach at dusk.

ACAB except for the hot cop on DerryJackets.

Pretty sure DoorDash will do FedEx pickups pretty cheaply. This seems like the kind of thing that would be worth it.

If it were possible for any real life person to be as submissive and breedable as Dr. Whitaker I would have no choice but to lock him up in my… I mean marry him.

What if we kissed on the promenade while looking at the Odyssey’s ample nacelles.
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Oy mista you me dad doll meme

This outfit guaranteed to have all the boys like

You know who has my vote - the first candidate to pitch a federal mega-project. The only America I miss is the one where we spent a trillion dollars on something other than killing people (never existed).

Verspoogey all over their face Ryan.

Oh. In that case un-hungry bottoms are cancelled. 🙅‍♂️ 🙂‍↔️

Tops favourite thing is fucking your absolute brains out at some indeterminate future moment where Mercury is in Aquarius with Jupiter ascendant and $AAPL is at 400 and china acknowledges Taiwan’s sovereignty and that is unfortunately definitely not right now.

Pro-immigration except for the straight white families invading my debauched gay neighbourhood. Do I need a wall? 🤨

You tell those boys I sad that after-care is important! 😤

Felipe!!! 🙊

One of my favourite little unique creative touches in Legion was that the episode recaps all start unexpectedly like “ostensibly on…”, “allegedly on…”, “tangentially on…” because you never quite know if it’s all just in his head.

If I took a photo this good even once it would be over for these hoes. 🫰 🫰

I hate that we have to choose between him and Jasmine.

Someday I would love to be able to get more than twenty minutes into this. 😬

Also 1/5 but it’s not a job or a licence. 🙊

Re: The Boyfriend: are all Real World style dating shows like this, where everyone ends up fighting over the same three hottest people??

This is 1000% the correct response.

Awwww, and how did you like our new coffee cum gay bar?

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Just from the thumbnails before I read this I just assumed this was a cheesecake factory.

When I move in I will do these for you. 🤗

Apple TV remote widget showing his dark materials playing episode titled Æsahættr

This episode’s title is pronounced “asseater” and I will not be hearing otherwise.

Meanwhile, the chorus of all the men I’ve ever dated: It’s you, you’re the fruit!!!

Not yet. 😂

Why do I only buy fruits that I have to waste 10k hours removing their tough skin or sucking out seed(s) before getting to the good part?? 🙄

(This post is also about men.)

I understand you’re scared of charming everyone with those bedroom eyes but set your power free Dadam!