JD Yates

Wishing a very ‘win way more in punitive damages than you’d ever have in a pension’ to all those affected.

Watching y’all watch this is better than watching this.

Forcing myself to play something from my (expansive) backlog today instead of [insert rotating assassins/arkham/horizon title here].

Black dog on the couch staring at the camera intently with ears pulled back to invisible.

When the criminal lack of NOMS is so serious your ears go on strike.

iOS 5 liquid droplet wallpaper

What if we brought back the real Liquid Glass for iOS 26?

Last night I hung out with my brother that I hadn’t seen in four years. And then found out that in seven months I’ll be a guncle. What is the prognosis for permanent terror?

a woman in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that " Alt: Jamie private school girl in a school uniform says " i am so random i can 't believe i just did that "

Also you.

Underpants gnomes meme from South Park

Step 1: eat bowl of cinnamon toast crunch.
Step 2: use CTC milk in coffee/tea.
Step 3: profit.

I remember thinking the prose was facile in like seventh grade and still being unable to put them down. Will be interesting to see if this remains true today. 😂

Holy shit, wow, core memory unlocked. I have to do this now.

Black dog sleeping curled into the spot between my legs on the couch bathed in warm light

Important life update: I will never be moving from this spot ever again. 🥰

Catherine Tate gay dear who dear me dear no dear.

The queue forms behind me.

Sam Kirk from strange new worlds.

This part. What about Moustache Ride’s Enterprise???

Me, picking up a video game controller: “I must not fall. Fall damage is the mind killer. Fall damage is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my rage quit. I will permit it to pass over me…”

He’s legitimately four foot eleven and if you put him in a tuxedo he’s gonna look like a penguin to say nothing of how a franchise about western decadence and imperialism just really does not bear rebooting for a Gen Z Disney audience.

I am honestly begging anyone seriously considering Tom Holland to be the next Bond to watch any Bond film made before 2000.

Barry Sloane wearing a tank top under a loose linen shirt with many buttons open and an axe slung over his shoulder smouldering.

Excuse me, sir… are you me dad? 🥺

Watching The Rehearsal makes me want to strap myself to a homemade rocket and shoot myself into space because I simply cannot inhabit a planet with these literal lizard people any longer.

I am once again begging streaming platforms to do even the most basic audio levelling between titles. And then adopt a standard for it amongst themselves.

I don’t think I’ve ever managed more than two books in a year, usually on vacation, but it’s only July and I’ve just started numbers 8 & 9. 🥳

2025 reading list so far:

The Dark Forest (Liu)
Death’s End (Liu)
In the Woods (French)
The Darkness Outside Us (Schrefer)
Foundation (Asimov)
+4 nonfiction

Your bookshelf really answers a lot of questions already answered by your handle.

This photo features ✨ exceptional cuteness ✨.

Sai!!! 🙊 👀

Chris petrovski IMDb headshot looking ripped in a Henley with dark hair and stubble.

I finished The Darkness Outside Us today. I have… takes. But, hear me out, Chris Petrovski as Kodiak in the inevitable film adaptation.

If you redact the tracking code from the url they will play in the browser. (Everything after “?”)

Black dog with her hind legs up on one side of an L shaped couch, her front legs on the floor, and her face rested on the other side looking as if this is totally normal with a loading indicator photoshopped in above her head.

HALP! I think my dog is stuck in a race condition.

Coincidentally, both my kryptonite and my villain origin story is people doing improv.