A Major Turbonerd

This deal is getting worse all the time!

still would

I thought it was Reuben sliders all the way down but fries is good too

it works out to like 30 bucks an hour! I have absolutely zero negative moral feelings on that front!

I do my best, you know? but this was a team of 3, for 2.5 hours, and they aren't coming off another job and/or watching kids. I don't have that much extra in me.

so I've been able to mow the lawn and do laundry with my time instead

we have hired on a biweekly house cleaning service again and they just did their first visit and I could cry

he spit it across the table right into the cup, man. never seen it before, will never see it again. history.

Saw a beer die KP rebuttal into another KP tonight. I may never see such beauty again.

niche post. jet guys know.

Screenshot of a post I made about how glad I am I married my wife and a reply castigating me for how insensitive this is

chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

like I'm going to have literally any input into this multi billion dollar procurement process lol

screenshot of a promoted Facebook post advertising the beechcraft M-346N advanced jet trainer. like I'm going to be involved in the purchasing process in any way

let the advertising begin

true. I would hope nobody but also living in a world without it would be just a small little bit better

blurred lines is the easy choice here for me

this is even better than the time we realized putting the White Claw next to the Celsius in the detachment ready room fridge was a bad idea

My brain: lore is a trap, don't get caught up in lore, don't demand the word of god (author) on anything, you don't need it, let vagueness live and breathe

My heart, reading this: thank you sir for clarifying

same guy:
bsky.app/profile/mois...

probably wouldn't have noticed he was gone for at least 10-12 hours.

but then we'd have to have another man overboard drill, you can't win here

and if I had killed him somehow *I* would have been put in the brig???

faine when I was trapped in a navy ship with three bunkmates in a 80sqft stateroom one of them watched the entirety of game of thrones on speaker

at 1.5x speed

add it to the list

anyway watch Farscape

I sent cash through the USPS for VHS copies of Farscape episodes I missed as a teenager.

this makes me both old and a hardcore fan.

also burned through a ream of high school laser printer paper making hardcopies of fanfic, which also says....things

this is, as they say, incredibly not ideal

I hope you can get....something, to stabilize. let us know? there are dozens of us out here who care! (positive tone! positive! we do care!)

as someone who has tried to get the Kallax shipped, do not under any circumstances do that. if you can't get them locally then yeah do something else

IKEA bookshelves have unitary sidewalls which won't fail this way (says the guy who has had Target versions like yours fail this way)

I admit this is unhelpful if you don't have an IKEA near you, sorry

HTML let an early teenage me write an Animorphs geoCities website from scratch using a book that I convinced my parents to buy me from Barnes & Noble. HTML is great and we have only strayed from its lofty goals the longer we exist.

my dad was a big tech guy, for the late 80s-early 90s

we had a speed dial button for the time and temp

technology is amazing

I went through all the steps to disable Google Gemini a month or so back and I just got an unsolicited Google OS pop up asking me if I'm aware that my phone has all these cool new features and would I like to turn them on?

and when I said tell me more it was like here's Google Gemini again, loser!

the post maloneos are my only exception to this rule