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It’s going to be wild once pig butchering scams get access to the override function.

Also the same reaction a RATM “fan” has when they finally read the lyrics.

Those spite votes to teach Kamala Harris a lesson sure showed her!

“I long for a time before radiation. That’s why I’m voting for plutonium”

So you’re telling me that a floppy disc is like some sort of filing cabinet?

A comeback of the Dodge Dakota? (Let’s ignore 2004-2011 even happened)

There is an even lower pricing tier to enjoy Netflix content and my personal favorite:

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Can you imagine if Jesus took this attitude?

“The money changers in the temple are neither evil or good. I’m just going to pray about it and do nothing because that’s easy!”

It was “an” awkward gesture. It was two Roman salutes in a row so there was no doubt what he was doing.

Time to binge Twin Peaks again

An elegant toilet paper, for a more civilized age.

The one thing that surprised me about moose is just how tall they are. Their shoulders alone are well over 6’ in height.

Why try to fix problems when you can do an imperialism instead!

Unfortunately this is going to be the only way these people learn. By having overwhelming evidence of things going to shit that can’t be stuffed under the rug with propaganda.

I hate being this cynical but I’m just done.

Yes less censorship. Just like AOL had back in 1995 that led to Barry Crimmins sitting in front of Congress because that company failed to regulate. We learn NOTHING from the past.

We would rather bring back debtors prisons which inevitably leads to indentured servitude/slavery than fairly tax millionaires and billionaires.

Just feed the crocodile this one time and you’ll never have to worry about it eating you ever again right?

This is the end result of AI bros realizing they’ve been duped yet again after crypto and NFTs and they don’t know how to handle it other than lashing out.

If your tree starts screaming you might want to keep a positron rifle handy in the 50 gigawatt range.

"It speaks of what is really bubbling here in this country, and unfortunately we see that manifested in violence, the domestic violent extremism that exists”

Too bad the US Homeland Security Secretary doesn’t feel the same an out about the 38 school kids murdered in mass shootings so far in 2024.

george costanza virtual boy or frasier earthbound

Oh surprise surprise, it would be “economically disastrous” to have a birth rate at 1.6
Forget the disastrous effect on the environment it will have, there’s money to be made.

I know it checks all the boxes for NAVA but it just doesn’t have that Illinois feeling like the sesquicentennial or centennial flag.

I know it’s a wild animal and an apex predator but still, I want to pet the puppy.

a man says that 's the way she goes in a crowded room Alt: a man says “that's the way she goes” to cope with loss and life.

To anyone that gets upset that a game didn’t have a chance at GOTY because DF didn’t get a chance to play it…

Did you know that Bill Gates didn’t finish college? That’s right! If you ignore the fact that his mom was a banker and worked with IBM executives, you could be just like him if you drop out!

Our family’s password is singing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore. Unless AI has perfect pitch, I think we’ll be pretty safe.

They thought “defund the police” was code for “get rid of the police entirely”. Musk knows they receive no funding. By “defund” he similarly means “get rid of the ACLU”.

We haven’t even gotten to the inauguration yet and we’re already at the “weeks where decades happen” stage.

This is my biggest fear as well. The willingness of some to fracture at the drop of a hat purely on principle basically rolls out the red carpet for project 2025. We need to stop choosing perfect over good.