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Aide: Sir the protesters have started dressing up as kid rock. ICE doesn’t know what to do.
Boss: I was afraid of this.

Aide: Sir the protesters have started dressing up as kid rock. ICE doesn’t know what to do. Boss: I was afraid of this.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

14.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 418    🔁 57    💬 2    📌 3

He's not wrong

13.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GOOD VIBES ONLY!

12.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 80    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 3

The Cowboys have become must-watch chaos every week. Every game is back and forth

12.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA will eat themselves alive if/when he assumes the office. Dude absolutely sucks

12.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 129    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

Me, for the next nine months in the PNW

11.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indiana's defense is legitimate amd Oregon's offense was flat, definitely didn't deserve to win this one. But, as always, #GoDucks 🦆

11.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming The Frog is owning the president.

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

11.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 3230    🔁 654    💬 93    📌 170

That's a man about to be paid millions to go away

11.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd rather never use a computer or smart phone again

11.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

10.10.2025 23:59 — 👍 11648    🔁 2368    💬 142    📌 70

Just like god intended

11.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sickos Baseball Character

Sickos Baseball Character

TO THE 15TH

11.10.2025 04:54 — 👍 774    🔁 140    💬 12    📌 8

We're not worthy though. Dude is amazing

11.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pierzynski is a terrible analyst and a fucking goof

11.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect game to watch as a casual!

11.10.2025 04:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

11.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 3514    🔁 776    💬 58    📌 56

Funny because I work fully remote and am looking for a new job. Every onsite role I see is paying equal or less than I'm currently making

10.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almost time for some well-deserved Friday beers 😤😤 one of those weeks when you question why you even bother showing up at work

10.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a horribly written headline WTF

10.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idaho is full of White Nationalists that will certainly love this!!

10.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Admin password and MFA. Allllll day

10.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God, I spent sooo many hours playing this game as a kid

10.10.2025 06:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.

10.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 3706    🔁 336    💬 157    📌 57
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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09.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahahaha I hope the Yankees keep Boone for another 20 years!!! Best manager they could ask for

09.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do grown adults sit around saying stuff like this with a straight face??? Absolutely embarrassing

09.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The government should not be in the business of executing its citizens. Simple as that

09.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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