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Patrick โ€œPatabulousโ€ Aiken

@laughmissile.bsky.social

Lonely gay male seeks even lonelier gayer malier male. People pay me to tell jokes. ๐Ÿ“PHX, AZ, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe, Multiverse, Existence

26 Followers  |  27 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 11.12.2024  |  1.6357

Latest posts by laughmissile.bsky.social on Bluesky

Guess we can play Skull & Bones ๐Ÿคฃ

22.01.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Go Rams! #GayRamsFans!

19.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose"
YouTube video by Resistance Revival Chorus Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose"

Allll you Fascists bound to loseโ€ฆ.

18.01.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing is safe.

18.01.2026 09:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@jayejayle.bsky.social will treat you right.

14.01.2026 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Burn The Roses
YouTube video by Storefront Church - Topic Burn The Roses

โ€œYou and I lost everythingโ€ฆ letโ€™s stop and burn the rosesโ€

14.01.2026 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got asked to MC an event - big announcement coming soon! ๐Ÿฅฐ

13.01.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great track. โ€œLove is a Long Roadโ€ always gets repeat plays on that album.

13.01.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tetris

13.01.2026 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donna Kelce will return in Avengers: Doomsday

12.01.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@inkradio.bsky.social your fav Mark Lanegan track?

11.01.2026 07:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simpler times.

08.01.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This chair has sat in this construction site for a couple weeks and now I check on it every day. Itโ€™s sparked many questions:

Who sits there?
Can I sit there?
Is it for time out?
Is there a desk or table to pair with it?

What questions do you have for/about the chair?

08.01.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling cute today.

08.01.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

08.01.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4954    ๐Ÿ” 1787    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 210    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

โ€œYa canโ€™t keep a bad bitch downโ€

Guess that means Iโ€™m a good bitch. ๐Ÿซ 

07.01.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Name that Pokemon!
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The answer is: jk itโ€™s paint coming off the wall. Thanks for playing!

07.01.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Year New Me - I'm replying all to every email. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

07.01.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got cut off by someone with a Coexist bumper sticker ๐Ÿ˜ก

26.04.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michael B. Jordan turns me into Patrick B. Thirstin' ๐Ÿฅต

21.04.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The man in charge of running America's health is a former heroin addict.

I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.

03.03.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Supercross is dirt bike racing?
Sounds like a Jesus amusement parkโ€ฆ

31.01.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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