Matt M.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

This is ok tho

That ride has SEEN some things

Good fucking morning to everyone except House Republicans, who’ve worked a grand total of 14 days since mid-July. If you're wondering why the government is shut down or why SNAP funds are about to run out, start there. Anyone else would be fired for that level of gross negligence—and rightfully so.

Didn’t see Trump as a Dave Matthews Band fan but here we are.

let’s start with those doughy incel pantloads who just got caught texting each other about how awesome Hitler and gas chambers and slavery are. these unfuckable shitkazoos thought it would be fun to try to outdo each other in seeing who could post the vilest slurs about blacks, gays, Jews, women, immigrants and any number of marginalized groups. ask any one of these ‘young Republicans’ if they love America, and they’d all sprain their necks nodding in agreement. well, guess what: you can’t claim to love America when you hate half the people who live in it. oh, and here’s a pro tip: you can’t love America and Hitler at the same time. sorry, but that shit is incompatible. we had an actual war about this, remember? pick a fucking side.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, REPUBLICANS. "NO KINGS" PROTESTORS DO NOT "HATE AMERICA" — BUT I HAVE A LONG LIST OF SHITWEASELS WHO DO, AND YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT IN MY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/43lAtYs

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!!

Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

News today that ICE shot a woman is chilling. The videos online show that there are some abusive, masked thugs masquerading as law enforcement.

Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.

Spitballing my protest sign verbiage for No Kings 10/18

On a more serious note, Collins thinks the Riyadh lineup reflects something dire about both American politics and the bifurcated woke-versus-anti-woke comedy scene. Collins says there’s “a lot of money” behind enticing anti-woke comics to shill for the political project on the right. “I also like money, but I think getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell jokes for 10 minutes about ‘airline food is bad’ is actually illustrative of a much larger thing: The stuff that’s getting greenlit is not necessarily popular with the populace. It’s popular with rich people who are sick of being yelled at in the media. They are using some of these people as vehicles for whatever the comedy equivalent of greenwashing is.”

A quick note about money and comedy and power.

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They keep this up all the CrossFit gyms will go out of business.

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

What Epstein records have not been made public?

Trump's Dictatorship Is Failing. Prove me wrong. An essay full of realistic optimism.

Strongmen can't control large amounts of people. They only condition them to believe they have fewer options.

Condition them against their own freedom.

Propaganda makes you complicit in your own imprisonment.

A participant in your own oppression.

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This feels like a break in the chain of custody re: evidence. But what do I know?

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200 Marines in Florida

“From the halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Robert E Lee”, I guess?

Everything he says is a mobius strip of dumbassery.

“Sir this is an Arby’s”

Their cover of Norwegian Wood is great as well.

$10 to the first reporter that asks House Speaker Mike Johnson this tomorrow: “as a devout Christian, could you point to the Bible verse where Jesus spoke about purposefully starving children and ensuring they cannot get the medical care they need?”

How does taking away health care from 17 million Americans “Make America Healthy Again”?

Oh my bad, the acronym is MAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

If Republicans are so terrified of Trumps retribution machine then the easiest way to demolish it is to stand up to him and his agenda. Neuter him and Project 2025 politically.

But no, the delicious donor money is a milk too tasty to give up.

Cowards. Vote them out.

Angie Craig: "Our veterans can't pay for meals with 'Support the Troops' bumper stickers and they can't eat thoughts and prayers."

This @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social video is absolutely INCREDIBLE. The numbers he cites, the strategy and results they produced — it’s the future. When have you heard *any* campaign talk about this, ever? (Video split in 2 to fit in Bluesky’s limits)

Foreshadowing, I hope. America belongs to the people. Let’s go.

Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests.

Gore winning 2000 means no Alito or Roberts. Clinton winning 2016 means no Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, or Barrett. A few thousand votes' difference means misery and terror for millions.