This guy wants the unredacted Epstein files.

I’ve heard worse ideas.

@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social I heard you on Daily Beans talking about the upcoming event in DC. I own a large concert sound, lighting and video production company. We would LOVE to help you with this and other projects.

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government”

- Patrick Henry

Enjoy the well earned break.

Nothing could be more on-brand than a fake video of Trump using our own military to shit on us.

Nothing could be more on-brand than an image of him using our military to shit on us.

RFK jr talking about low sperm counts is a pre-cursor to lowering the age of consent.

Lowering age of consent is to make raping Epstein kids legal before the details come out.

There’s always an angle with these assholes.

Bill Berrien is a maga Republican who was running for Governor of Wisconsin.

He’s since dropped out of the race after being found to have child and trans porn on his computer.

Every time they accuse someone else of a crime, it is an admission of guilt.

JD Vance recently ordered the Army Corp of Engineers to increase flow into a river - depleting water being held to water crops and provide drinking water - because he wanted to go on a float trip for his birthday.

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

Remember the time Obama rolled out the red carpet for Putin on US soil?

Nope?

Neither do I. Because he wasn’t a pice of shit traitor.

A recent meeting with JD Vance and DOJ leaders had to be moved from Vance’s home to the White House. I presume nobody was comfortable sitting on his couch.

#couchfucker

The percentage of Americans that approve of Donvict’s handling of the economy is roughly equal to the percentage of Americans that believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

I suspect substantial overlap between those two groups.

The Trump administration is actively busting federal unions. If you don’t think they’re coming for private sector unions next, you’re just not paying attention.

If you’re a union member and you voted for this - after countless warnings - I hope he comes for yours next. FAFO.

Remember when he said he would end the war in Ukraine with one phone call?

Remember when he said he would lower prices and reduce inflation?

Remember when he said he would release all of the Epstein files?

Remember when we told you he was full of shit?

Who was right?

If you believe Hillary was involved in a child sex ring - without any evidence, but do not believe Donald was involved in a child sex ring - despite loads of evidence, it was never about the child sex ring for you.

Donald said the Japan deal includes a $550 billion “signing bonus”.

There is no deal.

There is no signing bonus.

It’s all lies.

All of nature operates on a spectrum; light to dark, dry to wet, hot to cold, male to female, day to night,……..

People who insist on applying a binary classification entirely miss the point.

Saying there are only male or female is about as intelligent as saying there is only light and dark.

Right? Such a tragedy.

The STOCK Act of 2012 requires that all congresspeople and high ranking federal employees report all securities transactions within 30 days.

Those reports are required to be publicly available.

We need to be looking very carefully at who was trading on insider information about tariffs.

I was the lead audio engineer for that event. It was a highlight for me. He was sharp as a tack.

This is headed for a small dick showdown of epic proportions.

$5 says (f)Elon has kompromat of Donvict.

An astonishing number of parents seem ok with having a random gym teacher verify their daughter’s genitals if it means they might not lose their swim meet to a trans person.

Henceforth DOGE shall be known as Incel Clown Posse.

I’ve had the honor of being head of audio for the Jubilee stage several times. Few places on earth evoke the sense of history I get standing at that bridge. It’s awe inspiring.

@muellershewrote.bsky.social so, here’s my plan:

1) win the midterms and take both houses

2) impeach and remove Donvict

3) impeach and remove Vancey-pants

4) President Hakeem Jeffries

Festivus. Damn spellcheck.

It’s the governmental equivalent of festivals. One giant airing of grievances.

Have you tried a heated steering wheel? Sublime.