Captain Sanson Smyth

I suppose..

...er..

??

Why does everyone keep asking me about my squatting routine.

"I shall play the part of hero, then..."

-FF14 verse OC
-Name: Ivonne (Ivona rem) Frigis
-Age: 30-32
-Race: Half-Garlean, Half-Elezen
-Raised in Garlemald, deployed in Doma
-Imperial shadow turned Doman shinobi, viator and Warrior of Light

"...For freedom from cruelty I once helped to spread."

Teivort Saihame
Red Belly Wasp - Ex-Conjurer
Rascal, Bastard, Nuisance, No Known Cure
A rather naughty but friendly (minus the stabbing) lad
Son of @thedreadsiren.bsky.social
Approach at your own risk. To sanity and patience.

"Yes. And worse, Guydelot would never let you hear the end of it."

"Hard to best foes in your sleep. I'm not saying you probably wouldn't be able to fight your way out but it'd be a wildly unpleasant experience."

Huh?

A bard from Allagan times???

Can I meet him?

"You know a passing gobbue or morbol would have little to no trouble swallowing you whole."

No, I'm not tired of Guydelot writing verses and I never will be.

Except when he's using it as an excuse to not help with the market because suddenly 'oh wait a spark of inspiration I have to write this down, go on ahead without me'.

Like I was born yesterday-

"Not after the first three times."

//oh I do it for fun lmao so long as you're open to it I am game!

"... After a certain number of times I have reason to suspect you're doing this deliberately."

Sitting at a table in the back of the room, humming quietly as he runs a cloth over the length of what appears to be a whip. There's a bit of a chemical smell coming from it.

[oh Asire is maintaining his Tools™ again oh boy oh boy-]

[Sweating and blushing and tittering about]

[a small smile]

Always good to see you too.

//every day is a good day to think about chubby sanson

[another sigh]

It's not you. Guydelot is always difficult to find. Especially when there's work to be done.

[SIGH]

Of course you haven't....

[gruMBLES]

I'm almost positive this mysterious force's name starts with a G.

NEVER-

[he's mortified]

I am never ever ever EVER letting you and Guydelot convince me to wear anything ever AGAIN.

Wh...why did you POST this?!

GAH-

[polishing his lance]

"I'm not a hero, I'm a godsdamned janitor."

A WoL version of Sanson Smyth from the Bard Questline in FFXIV
Self indulgent as fuck - like seriously.

[so many bards now! This makes him very happy]

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