DM Kyle

Me: Sure, I can run a D&D game every other week. For four different groups.

Also me: A monthly game? Sure, I'll play.

Also also me: A weekly game? I've got Mondays open.

Me today: Six games in a row is madness. Who booked this? He better not be a project manager.

...oops

Please let this not be an AI hallucination.

Although, if this were such a dream of madness from a soulless dimension, that seems appropriate.

And the driver has no legs, or is a billboard inside the model.

For our annual game weekend: Tomb of Kobolds.

Friends play a horde of 100 kobolds, four at a time, in the Tomb of Horrors to swamp that legendary deathtrap with sheer ridiculousness.

I'm sure it'll end well. Repeatedly.

h/t to the 2018 "Kobold Storm" Reddit thread.

www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/co...

So, egg hunt but with tiny rakes and you have to herd your loot into a lil clutch to collect?

TBH I'd be more concerned about the raw cornmeal. Unless you're secretly a chicken or something.

Outstanding run, my friend. Let's catch up soon now that your calendar control will be enhanced.

Never stop. Problem solved.

Standard item rarity goes blue (rare) -> purple (very rare) -> gold (legendary). I assume the gold ribbon would be for Best Overall Thing, which means you'd have to make jam that's better than bacon. Godspeed.

Need reference birb for scale.