Handsome Ransom

Live at 10am PST! Our dive into the SnyderVerse continues as @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @comicpop.bsky.social discuss the first big screen meeting between DC icons in BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE! www.youtube.com/live/vzyjnaP...

Fuck Zionism. Free Palestine.

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

Got the job as Regional Manager/Team Lead!! Super excited to start this new journey 😊

One position requires training, skills and attention to detail. The other requires a rich daddy and uncanny valley face

Jon Bernthal is back in black as the Punisher to help Matt Murdock in the DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN finale! Plus, @djtalkstrash.bsky.social and @roxystriar.bsky.social discuss STAR WARS Celebration announcements, the new FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS trailer, and more! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHQ...

Why is the classic villian always some stupidly rich asshole? I wanna see, just once, a guy whose pulling double shifts and taking out payday loans just to fuck up the heroes day

Bc you're a keeper 💯

Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans

Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans
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New from @djtalkstrash.bsky.social! DJ is joined by Elliott Morgan in a wide ranging conversation about religion, psychology, and comedy as they discuss Carl Jung, Jordan Peterson, personal growth, and how to share philosophy responsibly! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGo2...

#dangerboi
#proud2pay
#cannotfuckingwait

Viet Thanh Nguyen: Most American Literature is the Literature of Empire One way to understand the dilemma of contemporary American literature in the age of Donald Trump is to see it as an imperial literature. The United States is a different kind of empire, exerting gl…

"It is surreal to live in a self-proclaimed democracy that deploys enslavement, genocide... Thus, the sense among American liberals that they now live in a surreal time under Trump II must be put in the context of how minority existence has always been surreal." lithub.com/viet-thanh-n...

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

I am sorry to say it, but this is probably one of the most important things you can repost today.

Good morning Bluesky !

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

And thank you Wisconsin voters for making Elon eat a $25 million dollar shit sandwich.

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]

“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth
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This. This right here

The cast has been announced for AVENGERS DOOMSDAY and it is... a lot! @djtalkstrash.bsky.social is joined by @adamhlavac.bsky.social to answer your questions about who might still appear, and who is being saved for SECRET WARS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ko...

I'm easing my way into that life as you well know 😂

I wanna say it all started with the Hex Girls from Scooby Doo, and finally finding someone who fills that magical hole in my heart 🩶
And bc you're fucking awesome !

Bitterness is a choice.

Choose wisely.

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]

“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
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