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I'm definitely not hiding on this backwater planet to avoid intergalactic criminal charges. Just a normal human person.

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Latest posts by chriskeaton.bsky.social on Bluesky

Does that mean she stopped banging Elon?

07.08.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Youโ€™ve got to understand the game theyโ€™re playing when they say โ€œwaste, fraud, and abuse.โ€

Take a listen:

07.08.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 185    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Vets are in for a rude awakening when they get the bill. For profit healthcare is all about the profit. When I switched it was a shock.

07.08.2025 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an online event?

07.08.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's stopping people from just moving further into the street to cross just repeating the issues?

05.08.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Not even close.

04.08.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's sold them the subs he's just delivering them.

01.08.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha, I was going to say that.

31.07.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is ask them first to not bow down to a dictator.

30.07.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a composite image.

29.07.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An enemy couldn't have struck us harder.

29.07.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do we need to wait for the dems to make a noise. Why not bring tbe noise to them.

28.07.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The purple shrubs are blooming.

27.07.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My yard was just stripped desert. The previous owner bulldozed it flat and got rid of all plants to keep horses. But 3 years on i have a full garden with a more natural style yard. I call it symmetrical nature as I've included squares and circles that can be see from space. Lol

25.07.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It amazing how fast our plants will grow when you water them. I replaced a dead chaparel sage with texas ranger and it has grown 3 foot this year just by getting watered. It looks good.

25.07.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Reds are glitchy robots

24.07.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog..
Wait for itโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

23.07.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13575    ๐Ÿ” 2154    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 505    ๐Ÿ“Œ 268

Don't do work without a contract from now on.

17.07.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watch the seismic waves from today's magnitude 7.3 Alaska earthquake ripple across seismic stations in North America.

More โžก๏ธ loom.ly/kaJp5I0

17.07.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3282    ๐Ÿ” 924    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

Uh this is. Requirement now. Everyone best get used to it.

10.07.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats! I just got the same results. I'm waiting to be able to eat solid food and talk again.

03.07.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is even legal?

29.06.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to realize that MAGAts can't.

22.06.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Internet never forgets.
www.independent.co.uk/tv/news/trum...

22.06.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I doubt they're real ICE

22.06.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when are we impeaching this guy and throwing his cabinet in jail?

22.06.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't this mean they can refuse service to MAGAts?

16.06.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How am I just now hearing there is a new season of Rick and Morty?

16.06.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He just made some bullshit up on the spot, like it wasn't already bad enough he had to add to it. Now he has to lie or tell the truth.

13.06.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is the start to my next yard/art installation.

31.05.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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