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I'm definitely not hiding on this backwater planet to avoid intergalactic criminal charges. Just a normal human person.

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Latest posts by chriskeaton.bsky.social on Bluesky

well that's shitty.

09.10.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not following. Like unfollowing?

09.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Italian people shut their country down for less. When are Americans going or just say no and strike all at once to stop all the madness.

06.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just out for a hike and the deer are just chilling with me.

04.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think my submission was just so impressive it brought the whole thing down. Apologies. ๐Ÿ˜€

04.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you suppose it looks like now?

04.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's he going to do about it ?

30.09.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They dont realize Puerto Rico is part of the US. And they're dumb.

29.09.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They put all the debt against EA, EA can't pay that debt and they sell off all its IP, Real estate, etc. and rake in a huge profit.

29.09.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are obviously paying too much in taxes.

29.09.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope this wasn't your screening?

29.09.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think all these jokes are funny until he starts shooting civilians. Remove him now before this happens.

28.09.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Break up the monopolies.

28.09.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh man. I'm working on a Sci-fi novel now and this is gorgeous. I suspect I can't afford you. lol

28.09.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Workers bring Italy to a halt in strike for Palestine Nearly a million workers across Italy staged a massive general strike, transforming city squares from Val dโ€™Aosta to Sicily into seas of protest against their governmentโ€™s complicity in Israelโ€™s genoc...

Western "Media" really doesnt want you to know how powerful you are. Here is one article I found that covers what was happening this month. www.peoplesworld.org/article/work...

28.09.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did the grand jury agree to send this up?

27.09.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, you all better mind your own kitchen as we're starting to see smoke. Don't let this shit spread.

27.09.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the character straight out of my book, 'The Mosaic'. But I guess it's not exactly cutting edge original. lol

27.09.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where is this coming from?

26.09.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably a stand in for folded wings

25.09.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're so mad at their own incompetence.

24.09.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Germans excel at satire! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

24.09.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Got to take attention from the Epstein files.

23.09.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still trying to get into the magazine. :)

23.09.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're trying to sell a scam product.

23.09.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really thought that came with being a real man.

23.09.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did they set this stuff and what did they use as a base that it has held uo so long.

23.09.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every accusation is an admission

23.09.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not acetaminophen, Tylenol. Did they tell him he cant be sued?

23.09.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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