That’s a nice fat roll up

Economically left leaning but burn the gays, is that really too much to ask?

I mean who could have predicted that the ‘culturally conservative’ faction would ever have an issue with the others?

Who da thunk it?

Also, no one is jumping barriers. They are pushing through them, in fact they have to be able give to you can get out in an emergency if they don’t open automatically.

Daisy Duke was an important influence on my teen years. Her and sigourney weaver battling aliens in her skimpies

Malaria but make it hip

I was 7. I remember power cuts and oil lamps for light in London. I mean yes, for a 7yr old it was exciting. For my parents not so much. Mind you they grew up in Italy getting bombed so perhaps it was normal for them!

Oh, that’s the one that had a huge pit filled with water for ages? Got borked during Covid?

Woman fulfils dream of rearing an emu after buying egg on eBay - BBC News Rhi Evans had no memory of buying the egg, but decided to put her all into hatching it.

The photographic equivalent of an emu egg?

Is that the Victorian one being gutted and rebuilt? Same developer?

The old used car lot at brox X

@rhymerrigby.bsky.social I’m no builder but that looks like a future damp issue. Not bad for a building less than one year old

Hmmmm… how about an emu tax? That should placate the bond markets

Jesus Christ, I will do time for the HMRC.

Big hips

Well they ARE well armed?

What are you wearing? The #NotMyCat sweater?

Lamb shanks bubbling away in the slow cooker. Winter food is the best food. (In cider, diced carrot, celery, onion. Tom purée, couple of bay leaves and a couple of star anise)

Yet another JG Ballard influenced local tale “the low landers took Browns, where would Rhymer source his single estate expresso now? Fernando looked on impassive, time was on his side. He would eat well that year”

You be the judge: should my boyfriend leave home comforts behind when we travel abroad? Jenna thinks Dave is not embracing the ‘living abroad’ spirit while living in Barcelona, while Dave wants to feel at home. Which one of them is being a pain in Spain?

I unexpectedly sided with Dave

I KNEW it!

I’m coming for you with a sharpened stick in 2040

How we do pensions and retirement income in this country is predicated on a few assumptions, one of which is that old people have minimal housing costs and/or security of tenure. It's not happening anymore, and will get worse.

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“I hope this email finds you well” before launching into generic paedo chat

I mean to be honest he has the constitution of an ox, I’ve had a heart attack just reading this

Not now, severe geomagnetic storm

Greg Wallace: "I got my cock out at work because I'm neuro divergent."

Hitler: "Hold my stein..."

Ferry company apologises after children left ‘screaming’ by pornographic film DFDS says film was broadcast mistakenly to passengers who had been watching F1 race on France-UK service

I want to be absolutely clear, this is not funny

Ferry company apologises after children left ‘screaming’ by pornographic film

Also, the spelling gets right on my tits