the sweater of many scents

All melons

I think you can ask the police to do a ‘welfare check’ though I don’t know what they can do if no one answers?

Get the chips and nuggets in the plate at the same time. No messing

Home fusion

ive got two ovens, ive arived

Just how many frogs can you fit in a small pond?

by the ton. also that shreded crispy beef from a highstreet chineese takeaway. pure garbage i could eat by the bucket

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The days are getting longer and the weather is improving. Midweek we see a plume of rather warm air, seeing potential of 18/19C in east on Wednesday with uninterrupted sunshine.

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Brianna is in the ‘those tricky Jews!’ phase of her descent into open anti semitism

Ice hockey is exciting but it isn’t curling is it?

Americans disrespecting UK food….

I’ve counted 11. Weirdly for the last two years I’ve had lots of spawn but zero tadpoles.

Frogs going at it….

11, 11 frogs fucking in my pond

Seven at least, need to start charging rent

Gathering evidence….

ive 'registered my interest', i hope there'll be a cheap wine and nibbles presentation event i can crash

New lad on the block (goldfinch apparently )

Mind you….

I may buy little west London pad from a desperate banker in Chiswick

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Next Wednesday is on course to be particularly mild, it may even feel quite warm further south and east. A light southerly waft with unseasonably mild air creating upper teens and long spells of sunshine.

there was a guy i used to work with that ued to heat u; tinned pilchards in the office microwave. he was told to cease and desist

may bring a liquidiser and make a smoothy

no more curling ever, thx

the red squirrell is a thing ive seen before, the invasive grey squirells pusing out the reds. the eco/nazi weird venn diagram loves it

i demand the right to burn to death on the London Underground

mind you i just about remeber the 70's that some parts of 'the left' wax lyrical about, it was pretty grim on the whole and British Rail at the time was woeful.