Libby

this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post

They don't sound ok, do they

well look at that! It *is* that simple, after all!

Honestly thought this was parody. Please can we get these people as far away from public office as possible

Details shmetails

Holding a dry martini with the tv in the background showing the curling

and there we go

The swedish curler has big Yellowjackets vibes

Mondays are just a countdown to a martini now, let's be honest

I didn't lol, just wild speculation though it has a Creasy vibe imho

Incompetence or factional wrecking? Always hard to know with the Labour Party

Reckon if I hang about the harbour long enough someone will invite me onto their big boat then wammo, my big boat now

My stupid face next to a big blue boat

Went out looking for another big boat and wasn't disappointed. Will hijack it after my walk

screenshot of draft text that reads: “We are told Keir Starmer is a PM who genuinely cares about violence against women and girls, but we are asked to ignore that many survivors of VAW develop lifelong PTSD and crippling anxiety, two conditions that would be excluded from state support and discounted as a disability under the current proposed changes.”

Friends fear she’s loading the gun to shoot at this govt again

Labour Brain is fundamentally very pigheaded isn't it

Yes and it's the hostage part that they've traded off more than any policy trajectory: not being the Tories, being the good guys in a duopoly, a Green vote is a wasted vote, it's us or Reform! PR would be game over, though tbh the hostages are starting flee anyway

Yes, it's become a cult of ambition

It'd never happen. Too many people feel entitled to the party and are far more interested in factionalism than actually improving people's lives.

Labour doesn't care about PR it wants to maintain the status quo.

It's incredible how routine it is now to hear a Labour MP talking like the ranting old bastard at the golf club bar

There's going to be a lot of "never liked him anyway" energy from a bunch of people who chose him, campaigned for him, defended him and did as he said.

Oh no is Stella Creasy starting to panic about her seat?

Sleeves rolled-up, hands on hips. Here comes the son of a toolmaker.

I've never wanted you to be in the PLP more either

Even curling, brushing their arses off

It's the Buttocks Olympics. Every event it's glutes for gold.

He will demonstrate this by rolling his sleeves up

Bleach spray chlorine mist incoming

*stands behind the bar polishing a glass* huh

If I put my goggles on he might have a heart attack

Omg the guy from pool couple has come in the bar with a different woman. He doesn't recognise me. I'm calling it. Pool couple are an affair.