Kristian van der Vliet

The Lowtax speedrun.

Floating away, high above the tragedy of the commons happening below.

Some of them want the slavery & racism, too.

YouTube video by comedyklips The Fast Show - Billy Bleach -3- Loose Change

It's all basically this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Qg...

Damn and it's only early October

Talking ill of a sentient slice of ham is racist now.

The United Kingdom is a single visa regime.

Schengen is a single visa regime.

The equivilent would be complaining you'd spent 180 days in Wales and it's unfair you can't now spend 180 days in Scotland.

(180 because that's the UK limit for a single visit)

That's right, snap elections never happen.

Kemi Badenoch most identifies with the character CMOT Dibbler.

The exact sort of deck that includes five slides with full-frame animated GIFs for no apparent reason.

I usually* don't do more than "Hello I am <name>, a <title> at <company>" and move straight on.

*: I haven't actually given a talk in 4 years.

Sometimes The Worker demands a Greggs Sausage Roll, you know?

They damn well knew this, of course. The GDR essentially spent the majority of its short existence attempting to structure its economy around the supply of consumer goods.

Chat is it good when politicians start making lists of judges they don't like?

What world does Reem Ibrahim think she's in?

Headlining alongside The Piss Kinks

Do Swarfega do a shower gel?

I'd totally believe this if he hadn't then tried to ban the user who ran a bot that reported his misclick as though he had something to hide.

The best of the best of the best! *farts*

19th? 20th. Oh but it seemed so far away...

The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain does indeed appear to be going through an early 19th c. Liberal Party collapse.

Cameron took a gamble on ending the internal party rift of Euroscepticism, but boy was he a bad gambler.

It's such a small, passive approach.

I'm imagining a second set of urinals on he floor above connected to those twirly things, so the piss spirals down them onto the floor.

It's okay my 77 year old father who's lived in the UK for 57 years can just leave his entire family including & upto great-grandchildren and move back to the Netherlands. No problems, innit?

The best outcome is that it'll be more like Idiocracy.

We are *not* prepared for what happens when those young men reach their middle-age. It's going to be like Mad Max.

You'd hate to see the breakdown of that by gender.

That 16% in the centre just trolling the fuck out of the pollsters.