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What if acting like a pirate was the next big meta for e-girls?

Could you imagine a girl saying "yarr" in an uwu accent?

The new skate game is so bad that it has me playing Skate 3 regularly now. So I guess, task failed successfully?

What the fuck did I mean by this?

I'm really excited we're bringing back Project Mizu next month. Last stream we raised over $1000 for RAICES which provides legal representation for immigrants and refugees. This time around we're raising money for Trans Lifeline!

twitch.tv/drinkwatersq...

Donate at tiltify.com/@projectmizu...

Absolutely not doing anything else today

What do you MEAN the reason that most of our IOT things can't answer as many Google questions as it did before is due to the fact that AI responses have flooded their own search results???

Statistically, someone out there named their kid Casey, but it's spelled quesy cuz it's short for quesadilla

Bro what IS this???

So
Happy
I'm
Thirty

Nurse: *searching for my veins before sticking a needle in*
Me, nervous: "i-it's in there, i promise."

I don't know how it took me this long but I finally did it.
I have purchased a #dehumidifier

If I had a nickel for every time a founding member of a sketch comedy group on YouTube branched off to make a chart-topping horror movie, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Everybody whines about planks when it comes to workouts, but not enough people talk about how hard it is to jump rope continuously for more than 5 minutes

But A booty an hour keeps them in power

Yo what the fuck how have I never heard of carrom this shit is so fun

Personally I think clippy would be disgusted by what this has all become

I keep on having this reoccurring dream that Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails has a shop beside my apartment called Reznor's bikes, but every time I look in through the window it's very clearly a CrossFit gym

On the plus side, I'm in talks with someone who might be able to do that pretty easily, so I may actually properly have videos up soon !

I feel like one of the more harder Parts about actually creating content is finding an editor, just because even though you have an image of hell you want your stuff to turn out, you might have trouble conveying that to the person who's doing all of the editing.

So how devastated were you guys when you found out The Chainsmokers vape?

"You're so quiet when you walk around!"
Thanks, I had strict parents.

Twitch Twitch is the world

I'm going live right now to fix the worst thing about my day.
My morning alarm.

twitch.tv/Vvizardofos

I just want Corey Feldman's confidence, man

Of course I find out at the ripe age of 29 that I, Oscar, write so much better when drunk

They'll never make me hate you, four loko

We got to start putting car horns on backwards, I've rarely ever needed to honk at a person in front of me

Have a little screenshot from a cover projects I'm working on with some people. Don't tell anyone I showed you this though, it's a secret

I'm actually extremely pissed at this.

Due to inflation, I'm now only able to to only some for the nookie