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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...

Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone

::unladylike snort::

When people say, "If we're not careful, America will fall into fascism," I respond: "Too late."

So the Orange Turd doesn't like this portrait.

Oh, whatever shall we do?

I have an awesome husband. He got me what I wanted for Valentines Day: a dozen white roses, and a sword.

Picture of Elon sitting at the resolute desk and Trump sitting in a high chair

You know what to do...

The Jewish population was ~1% of the population of Germany. The population of transgender people in the US is ~1%.

And then they came for me, but there was no one to speak up.

At what point do we allow this to continue?

Mormon Women for Ethical Government (MWEG) position is that recent executive orders “ignored the deliberative nature of legislative processes, essential to good governance, and the constitutional designs to protect us from extremism.”
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Vladimir Putin just shuttered the Kremlin's "Destroy America Project," conceding, "We tried hard, but we are nowhere as good at this task as they are."

I hope they boo the orange felon so loudly at the Super Bowl, that we can hear it from sea to shining sea.

Pass it on!!!!

Every country that Trump slaps a tariff on should retaliate by slapping a 1000% tariff on all Tesla and Starlink products, if only to show Elon that there is a downside to using our public government as his private playpen.

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.

I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.

But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

I’m not fun at parties. I am ominous at parties. I am eating an alarming amount of apps and then slipping back into the woods at parties.

At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.

This week, China found out the price for being an undermining foe is 10%.

And Canada found out that the price for being a helpful friend, who helped with California's wild fires, is 15% more.

Thank you, totally incompetent Donald Trump.

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These people who get *furious* at bishops telling Trump to do as Jesus asked and show mercy, and who want to humiliate and punish the poor, have to wear enormous crosses around their necks, because how else would anyone guess they are "Christian"?

Progress?

Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.