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I would love to volunteer for this, I dont charge a lot for special projects that I believe in and support. Please DM me and I'll send you my portfolio.

12.07.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello! I haven’t been on Bluesky for a bit! Miss you friends.

05.06.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Will there be some at the Portland store too?

01.03.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zelensky is a hero and far more popular than either Trump or Vance. This is an embarrassing scandal for the White House that GOP members of congress should be forced to answer for as well.

28.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2454    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 31
4 panel comic

P1: Establishing wide shot of a tech conference thing. A large crowd sits in shadow, watching a figure on a stage, wearing a pink tee, cream trousers, and pink sandals. Beside him is a small cute robot that looks like Star Wars' BB-8 crossed with an old Apple computer.

Behind the person and robot, a large screen displaying an image of the robot from the front and side. Above, the name: PΓΌ

The human speaks: "Introducing our incredible breakthrough in AI technology: PÜ!"

P2: A closeup of PΓΌ. The guys left hand reaches into frame, and taps a credit card on PΓΌ's head.

"Simply tap your payment card on PΓΌ --BOOP!-- like so, and..."

The little robot says "PΓΌ Poo" as a horrible looking shit rockets out from a hatch in their back, landing with a steamy "SPLUT" on the stage

P3: the tech bro, looking all too smug, addresses the crowd: "now, you may be asking: " why make a robot whose only purpose is to poo?""

Poor ol' PΓΌ stares down in silence at What the power of Capitalism has wrought.

P4: A closeup of Tech Bro, as he finishes with "HEH. Well, deep down, you all want a robot that can do a poo. You will gladly pay for this, and thank us for the opportunity."

4 panel comic P1: Establishing wide shot of a tech conference thing. A large crowd sits in shadow, watching a figure on a stage, wearing a pink tee, cream trousers, and pink sandals. Beside him is a small cute robot that looks like Star Wars' BB-8 crossed with an old Apple computer. Behind the person and robot, a large screen displaying an image of the robot from the front and side. Above, the name: Pü The human speaks: "Introducing our incredible breakthrough in AI technology: PÜ!" P2: A closeup of Pü. The guys left hand reaches into frame, and taps a credit card on Pü's head. "Simply tap your payment card on Pü --BOOP!-- like so, and..." The little robot says "Pü Poo" as a horrible looking shit rockets out from a hatch in their back, landing with a steamy "SPLUT" on the stage P3: the tech bro, looking all too smug, addresses the crowd: "now, you may be asking: " why make a robot whose only purpose is to poo?"" Poor ol' Pü stares down in silence at What the power of Capitalism has wrought. P4: A closeup of Tech Bro, as he finishes with "HEH. Well, deep down, you all want a robot that can do a poo. You will gladly pay for this, and thank us for the opportunity."

a breakthrough in tech

28.02.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4
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"A press that is handpicked by the government is just not a free press."

Watch @seth-stern.bsky.social on @news.dw.com explain why the White House overhaul of the press pool will diminish press freedom by using access as a weapon.

28.02.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6
BREAKING: Trump tells Zelenskyy he's 'gambling with World War III' in tense exchange
YouTube video by MSNBC BREAKING: Trump tells Zelenskyy he's 'gambling with World War III' in tense exchange

Trump is a goddamned buffoon who is himself besmirching the Oval Office, like shit someone dragged in on their shoe. How dare he speak to President Zelensky that way. youtu.be/DZ56ibIel1U?...

28.02.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Old pals

21.02.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 696    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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From the politics community on Reddit: Bill to ban mRNA vaccines passes out of House committee Explore this post and more from the politics community

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17.02.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay I see one of my stickers in there!

13.02.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Notice the word β€œinjustice” is banned. Did we just walk in to the book 1984?!

10.02.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So no doubt they’ll be ignoring any messages with these word in them right?

10.02.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

No more privilege escalation. They’ll just have to stop all that.

10.02.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He says β€œCome in to my office, you are getting a raise!” (But only if you give me more treats)

06.02.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pepper, a lovely orange creamsicle of a cat laying at the window with his little leg sticks crossed

Pepper, a lovely orange creamsicle of a cat laying at the window with his little leg sticks crossed

They’re calling him The Gentlestman

05.02.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the deal with men hating women so much? Can someone please explain?

05.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t even take it. I’d throw it in the garbage. Pepper might try to take it, but it would just clone him because he’s perfect already.

05.02.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

JSYK: if you are not a government agency, you do not need to follow the executive DEI order from President Trump. If you are a private company and our preemptively following this order, then you are on the wrong side.

05.02.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

US not IS.

05.02.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is going to sell off a large portion of IS owned land and assets…and guess who will buy them up? The oligarchs. This is the same thing that happened during the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

05.02.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So tired today! Need nap, but I have only factsheet updates. I will push through.

05.02.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is not how the free market works. Welcome to the fucking future where billionaires control everything.

05.02.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gondor calls for aid!

05.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only person who is quite irritated by the lack of a 28 Months Later film. We had Days and Weeks, now we'll have Years. It's disproportionately annoying that we never got Months.

05.02.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2492    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 12

P I X δΈ‰ L C A T T δΈ‰

05.02.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 879    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3
Telefunken poster with radio tubes.

Telefunken poster with radio tubes.

Telefunken poster

Telefunken poster

Cool posters for a tv and radio company from 1903.

04.02.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brisbane, Australia.

03.02.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14410    πŸ” 1317    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 76
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When you hear more things about the government…

03.02.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Omg. This is Jasmine. She had an upper respiratory infection and she’s feeling all better but still has a tiny bit of inflammation giving her the funniest little trill-purr.

03.02.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3699    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 27

I do archery can help with agincourt.

03.02.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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