Paul

This is literally what “99 Luftballoons” is about

Everyone is bad at everything except him, did you know that?

I just—

I don’t even know where to start with this shit. Grow up. Get over yourselves. Change your terrible policies and get onboard with the constantly changing world and maybe you’ll win voters back the traditional way.

I watched it with my daughter, was not once offended by anything. My main takeaway was a message of “hey, we’re real people with real lives and real culture, just trying to live and be happy.” If you took offense to that, it’s probably because you’ve been trying to deny those things to someone

I’m not the biggest Geese fan in the world, but I do like a lot of what they do. I’m having a really difficult time figuring out how anyone who watched them play “Trinidad” on SNL could walk away thinking that performance was anything other than spectacular. They did what they do best and killed it.

It’s because people snoring sounds like suffering and, in some cases, almost anger, while cat snoring sounds like the lil guy is absolutely in heaven

Update: After hours of nothing, not even being able to shut down, I think the battery finally died completely and the computer stopped fighting. But I plugged it back in and it went back on, so it lives to fight another day. My manager did request a new laptop for me though so I’m excited for that

Well my work laptop decided today would be the day it would no longer turn back on. RIP I guess. What do I do all day now

Yep. He spent years complaining about the government, then had the opportunity to actually do things in the government and either failed or was disappointed to find there was nothing there. So he just goes back to… complaining. Like nothing ever happened.

I can’t really confirm it but I think this MIGHT have been the first video Kage-san saw that made him realize there were cool people out there playing his music

Just doing the late night hosts’ jobs for them at this point

Hahah you know I love bad puns. TBH he’s more like King Hippo and I’m not even gonna make a pun

He looks like a character from Punch Out! in between rounds like when they’re semi beaten up

I thought no one signed on for this. Who’s he talking to, the soundboard operator?

I like when a band has their own font. You know what I mean

Kind of reminds me of Kings Quest V, which had an NES port. Obviously more beautiful and intricate but I was kind of impressed with that port. Could’ve been worse anyway haha

The transition back into the prepared speech is fucking hilarious

Donald Trump is deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply unwell

Like fucking shout it at Scott Jennings tonight. “The president is racist. Saying a type of person is bad for our country is racist. There is no defense.”

I don’t know what to tell you if you don’t see this as unbelievably racist and hateful and delusional

Seriously. What. Is. This.

Yo. This Trump press conference is absolutely fucking insane. This man is unbelievably unwell.

What. The. Fuck. Is he doing

How do they keep finding ways to out-dumb themselves

He’d probably be raising his pinky to the side of his mouth and laughing a lot more

Live your life in such a way that you don’t feel obligated to do dumb shit like this to cover up when you make the tiniest misstep

His brain dissolving in real time

Despite whatever he thinks he accomplished here, no one will still ever say the words “Nobel Prize winner Donald Trump” because that’s not what he is. And congrats to Machado for again demonstrating to the world how easy it is to get what you want from this disgusting baby