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I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL KEEP SAYING IT

stretch selvedge and zips on high-quality-leather boots are offensive

steaming broccoli 😵
roasting broccoli 😋

watching the local news and an honest-to-god televangelist ad came on. what the actual fuck!! I have never seen one in the wild and did not think they still did these!!!

bought myself an expensive new dick woooooo happy early holidays to me

it’s honestly so based that both my parents hate cops

every millennial at this wedding just had a spiritual experience on the dance floor screaming along to Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. we were all turning to each other after the song like “did you feel that”

ive been watching the x-files and man the politics of this show are weird. “the government is lying to you and there are big shadowy conspiracies” but also “we’re fbi and we love being cops and trying to get the death penalty for perps we capture”

what does it mean to “slam your body down and wind it all around”. what motion is this describing

🎶 whoa-oh, we’re full of dread 🎶
🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶

sunset today was at 4:48pm and it’s not gonna get later than that until January 19 2026

this pre-movie movie theater playlist is an insane set of aughts arcana. muse’s supermassive black hole followed by Macklemore’s thrift shop followed by the decemberists’ mariners revenge song. did i walk thru a wormhole

as someone who grew up in yankeesland and then lived my adult life in giantsland, the dodgers are my Mortal Enemy and i am full of pain-anger-sadness

let’s go blue jays!!!

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I swear to god I’m gonna go to bed and wake up in the morning and the game will still be going and they’ll be on like inning 57

LETS GO VLADDY

my instagram is showing me a reel of a normie lookin woman being excited about putting on an adidas-branded latex outfit. the normies already took puppy play from us via sabrina carpenter, are they taking latex fetish gear from us too ???

🚩🚩🚩

apparently one of the guys running for hospital oversight commissioner is married to the hospital’s cfo. HMMMM

retirees’ blogs about the local gossip is actually incredibly helpful for this election

it’s bonkers to me that I am allowed to vote for port commissioner (boring manager of local port staff that requires real skills in budget management, knowledge of port stuff, connections to local business…) instead of this being a hired position. while I can’t vote for like. nyt opinions piece guy

it has 96 views on youtube

doing my civic duty (watching a zoom recording of two retirees running for local Port Commissioner discussing their platforms)

just caught two mice in a trap and drove five miles to release them at the county park. they looked so aggrieved as they crawled away that they were being evicted. and honestly they’ve probably lived here longer than i have

WE WERE SO CLOSE 😭

nooooo the mariners 😭😭😭😭😭😭 we’re so close boys

oh my god. this man

she’s achieved Maximum Cozy

god theres something I deeply love about academic technical talks. the little wink emoji because they’re making a pun on “real” being both the adjective “actual” and the data type. given by a man with glasses too small for his face wearing a v neck sweater over a button down. nothing like it